BE story time
May 2nd 2006, 10:20 pm
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
in return the bears would give granny a ride whenever she wanted one! 
until one day they heard some rustling amongst the bushes......and who should they find but none other than............
until one day they heard some rustling amongst the bushes......and who should they find but none other than............Dame Edna Everage, wearing her sporty rose tints.
"Hello Possums" she said while playing with a kangaroo
May 2nd 2006, 10:23 pm
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by WendyC
Dame Edna Everage, wearing her sporty rose tints.
"Hello Possums" she said while playing with a kangaroo
"Hello Possums" she said while playing with a kangaroo
Fooooking hell said Granny to her long lost son-daughter thing, she jumped off of the bears back! where the hell have you been all this time?
May 2nd 2006, 10:27 pm
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
Fooooking hell said Granny to her long lost son-daughter thing, she jumped off of the bears back! where the hell have you been all this time?
May 2nd 2006, 10:30 pm
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by gobbyjock
I`ve been shacked up with Rolf Harris and I`ve had two of hius luuuurve children said Edna. She promptly introduced the 2 kids Rolfina and Rolfie Jnr. No one could deny their parentage as the both had beards and big glassses on.
yes we've been living at Mrs Dagboys house in Wellington Point for the last 20 years, but I wanted to see some more bush!
May 2nd 2006, 10:34 pm
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
yes we've been living at Mrs Dagboys house in Wellington Point for the last 20 years, but I wanted to see some more bush!
May 2nd 2006, 10:39 pm
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by gobbyjock
Your bush will get you into trouble one day said Granny- you always find big snakes and creepy crawliesin bushes if it`s not trimmed back properly. Not to mention the fire risk mumbled dad.
Who are you said Dad !
Suddenly Granny went very quiet....her tenna lady had let her down, there was a puddle of urine at her feet .........
May 2nd 2006, 10:49 pm
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
well rolf takes care of all that stuff said Edna........by the way who are you he/she said looking at Dad!
Who are you said Dad !
Suddenly Granny went very quiet....her tenna lady had let her down, there was a puddle of urine at her feet .........
Who are you said Dad !
Suddenly Granny went very quiet....her tenna lady had let her down, there was a puddle of urine at her feet .........
May 2nd 2006, 11:18 pm
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by willmore
Embarrassed Granny ran to the washroom and grabbed another depend hoping this one might do the trick.
Having refreshed herself....she began to explain -
how Edna was infact the long lost brother/sister thing that Dad had never met before.
Dad - (aka Joe Mangle) kicked Bouncer the dog as he licked up the steaming urine off the floor!
Rolf immediately took out his digereedoo to play a tune. Dad and Edna were stunned!
....they had no idea Rolf had such a long digereedoo!
May 3rd 2006, 2:39 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
Having refreshed herself....she began to explain -
how Edna was infact the long lost brother/sister thing that Dad had never met before.
Dad - (aka Joe Mangle) kicked Bouncer the dog as he licked up the steaming urine off the floor!
Rolf immediately took out his digereedoo to play a tune. Dad and Edna were stunned!
....they had no idea Rolf had such a long digereedoo!
how Edna was infact the long lost brother/sister thing that Dad had never met before.
Dad - (aka Joe Mangle) kicked Bouncer the dog as he licked up the steaming urine off the floor!
Rolf immediately took out his digereedoo to play a tune. Dad and Edna were stunned!
....they had no idea Rolf had such a long digereedoo!
and that edna could get such a good tune out of it was quite amazing
i know to raise cash for the emigration agents well sell rolf and rolfina to
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May 3rd 2006, 2:40 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by steve`o
and that edna could get such a good tune out of it was quite amazing
i know to raise cash for the emigration agents well sell rolf and rolfina to
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i know to raise cash for the emigration agents well sell rolf and rolfina to
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May 3rd 2006, 3:05 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
....on Ebay....
May 3rd 2006, 3:08 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by willmore
which is really another story completely entirely
...Goodnight children.....
