BE story time
May 2nd 2006, 9:24 am
#76
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
Little Jack Horney was not amused.....he's been sitting in the corner all afternoon waiting for a camel toe to appear.....
May 2nd 2006, 9:24 am
#77
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by WendyC
Plum 
"What's that for" said Wendy confused.
"everyone knows that plums are good for throwing at mad men on bikes" she said.
with that she wanged it at Furkew....
"What's that for" said Wendy confused.
"everyone knows that plums are good for throwing at mad men on bikes" she said.
with that she wanged it at Furkew....
Suddenly wendy realised it wasn't plums, but....................,yes your guessed it,.............................Bordy's balls. They were brighter than ever, Bordy stared into them as if he had never seen them before, I see the future of you all, oh god help us he cried in a high pitched whine...................................
May 2nd 2006, 9:29 am
#78
Living the Dream!
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Margaret2
Suddenly wendy realised it wasn't plums, but....................,yes your guessed it,.............................Bordy's balls. They were brighter than ever, Bordy stared into them as if he had never seen them before, I see the future of you all, oh god help us he cried in a high pitched whine...................................
Wine....did someone mention wine? asked Mrs JFW
May 2nd 2006, 9:31 am
#79
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
Wine....did someone mention wine? asked Mrs JFW
Mrs JFW gleefully rubbed Bordys Balls in red wine making them look really fruity.
'Beats Toe Tea anyday' She grinned.
'But what about the visas?' Bordy asked as his balls were going red and shiny.
May 2nd 2006, 9:34 am
#80
redlion
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Mrs JFW gleefully rubbed Bordys Balls in red wine making them look really fruity.
'Beats Toe Tea anyday' She grinned.
'But what about the visas?' Bordy asked as his balls were going red and shiny.
'Beats Toe Tea anyday' She grinned.
'But what about the visas?' Bordy asked as his balls were going red and shiny.
Stuff the visa! the ladies shouted, lets suck those balls clean of all that yummy wine.
May 2nd 2006, 9:34 am
#81
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Mrs JFW gleefully rubbed Bordys Balls in red wine making them look really fruity.
'Beats Toe Tea anyday' She grinned.
'But what about the visas?' Bordy asked as his balls were going red and shiny.
'Beats Toe Tea anyday' She grinned.
'But what about the visas?' Bordy asked as his balls were going red and shiny.
Blood poured out of his balls, 'this is not a good sign' he said, someone is about to be .................................................. .............murdered for their visa
May 2nd 2006, 9:35 am
#82
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Margaret2
Blood poured out of his balls, 'this is not a good sign' he said, someone is about to be .................................................. .............murdered for their visa
......just then - a spine chilling scream came from behind the bush.......
May 2nd 2006, 9:37 am
#83
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Margaret2
Blood poured out of his balls, 'this is not a good sign' he said, someone is about to be .................................................. .............murdered for their visa
(sounds of screaming)
'Oh my days' Cried Sorcha, 'They have suckled his wee balls'
'Yes but arent they juicy?' PP smiled.
Redlion fearing for his own spacehoppers, tried to hide behind John Howard who was so small, he had to be fed in a baby chair.
'Anyone got any vodka?' Margaret asked, just as all the boys went a touch pale.
May 2nd 2006, 9:37 am
#84
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
......just then - a spine chilling scream came from behind the bush.......
Wendy, its Wendy, shouted Steve'o, oh god not Wendy
May 2nd 2006, 9:39 am
#85
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Margaret2
Wendy, its Wendy, shouted Steve'o, oh god not Wendy
No, shouted everyone its now Wendy, its ................Kiwichild, everyone cheered hooray, hooray
May 2nd 2006, 9:41 am
#86
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Margaret2
Wendy, its Wendy, shouted Steve'o, oh god not Wendy
May 2nd 2006, 9:41 am
#87
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Margaret2
No, shouted everyone its now Wendy, its ................Kiwichild, everyone cheered hooray, hooray
May 2nd 2006, 9:43 am
#88
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Margaret2
No, shouted everyone its now Wendy, its ................Kiwichild, everyone cheered hooray, hooray
as kiwichild was attacked by the camel toe
May 2nd 2006, 9:46 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
as kiwichild was attacked by the camel toe
'Something fishy going on here' Soapy said as he wrinkled his nose in disgust.
May 2nd 2006, 9:47 am
#90
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
as kiwichild was attacked by the camel toe
Just then a large, rather handsome guy, appeared , has there been a murder, said Vash the Stampede, I'll have to investigate
It may have been caused by a camel toe, but that toe, belonged to one of you lot, said Vash, eyeing up Margaret 2, there was an instant chemistry between them :scared:
