BE story time
May 2nd 2006, 3:20 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
..Marks And Spencers but were bitterly dissapointed to find out that contrary to popular belief the store did not have a "Kinky Clothes" department and Dad was longing to turn up at the medical dressed up as a dominatrix because he was sure that if he placed himself "in charge" that they would get the decision that they were after....
Mummy put him straight on a few things...
It was at this point that Mummy asked if "drinking from the furry cup" would make her fail her medical too?
Mummy put him straight on a few things...
It was at this point that Mummy asked if "drinking from the furry cup" would make her fail her medical too?
so ......................
May 2nd 2006, 3:23 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by steve`o
to which daddy said if she brushed her teeth the doctor would never know
so ......................
so ......................
however, this was not getting Daddy some tasteful clothes..so off they went to the little shop on the corner, with the boarded up windows..where they bought him
May 2nd 2006, 3:25 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
they went to buy a 10 litre of mouthwash, because mummy was a very busy lady..
however, this was not getting Daddy some tasteful clothes..so off they went to the little shop on the corner, with the boarded up windows..where they bought him
however, this was not getting Daddy some tasteful clothes..so off they went to the little shop on the corner, with the boarded up windows..where they bought him
two skirts, three blouses, 4 pairs of nylons and 2 pair of hh shoes!
May 2nd 2006, 3:25 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by willmore
two skirts, three blouses, 4 pairs of nylons and 2 pair of hh shoes!
May 2nd 2006, 3:28 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
that's very tame for you
May 2nd 2006, 3:30 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by willmore
I wanted to start slowly so I didnt shock the ozland crowd not knowing them very well.
May 2nd 2006, 3:30 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by willmore
two skirts, three blouses, 4 pairs of nylons and 2 pair of hh shoes!
and PVC socks...using the same colour scheme that is used for Roly-Mo's socks..
May 2nd 2006, 3:31 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by willmore
I wanted to start slowly so I didnt shock the ozland crowd not knowing them very well.
May 2nd 2006, 3:32 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by WendyC
It takes a lot to shock us in here
May 2nd 2006, 3:33 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
and PVC socks...using the same colour scheme that is used for Roly-Mo's socks..
May 2nd 2006, 3:34 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by DunRoaminTheUK
and PVC socks...using the same colour scheme that is used for Roly-Mo's socks..
May 2nd 2006, 3:36 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by willmore
He went home and tried out an outfit in front of a mirror. Slowly he put on his f**k me shoes and decided to go out for the evening
May 2nd 2006, 3:36 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by willmore
He went home and tried out an outfit in front of a mirror. Slowly he put on his f**k me shoes and decided to go out for the evening
May 2nd 2006, 3:38 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by Buttockup
How the boys at the bowling club laughed.....
When he walked in emphasizing his little wiggle and swishing his skirt around, while opening his blouse a little further.
May 2nd 2006, 3:44 am
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Re: BE story time
Originally Posted by willmore
When he walked in emphasizing his little wiggle and swishing his skirt around, while opening his blouse a little further.
Daddy had to explain to the boys at the bowling club that he couldn't fit their pet chicken into the packing box that Mum had just bought, for quarantineing and shipping their pet chicken before they left for Oz...
