its story time

add your own lines and lets see where it takes us
( the more outrageous the better )



once upon a time there was a young family who wished to move to Aus
mum n dad both thirty something with three kids
one girl one boy and one that couldn't decide

so they .................................................

...said "f**k it! let's not bother"....

BUT then....

they found some glasses. They weren't the usual kind though, they had a funny "rosy" tint to them......

the child that couldn't decide thought that it was about time he made his mark on the world

...so he did a poo on the spot...

get your dirt arse into the shower now! ...shouted his Dad

o no said his dad ( with his head in his hands )
i`ve noticed that your wearing mums underwear agian

...and how many times do I have to tell you Dad, he said in reply, it's "again" and not "agian". That's a sea somewhere or t'other...

I only wore them last night...you could have waited till they'd been washed!!

..that's OK Mum, he said in reply, "I only wore them on my head!!"....

lol

"and your bra was great as earmuffs"

..."will I get past the medical with my condition?" asked the boy?....

..."I think so?" said his Mum..."they're only on the lookout for cross-dressers with bad taste"......

"That means Daddy's not coming then?" said the boy......

Daddy had the tendency towards floral frocks, and not the flirty lace and stillettos worn by the young boy....so heading off to the city...the family went shopping to ensure that Daddy would pass too.

First they went to...

asda for some paper towels
daddy wanted ever so much to look like the "boys" in the advert

..Marks And Spencers but were bitterly dissapointed to find out that contrary to popular belief the store did not have a "Kinky Clothes" department and Dad was longing to turn up at the medical dressed up as a dominatrix because he was sure that if he placed himself "in charge" that they would get the decision that they were after....

Mummy put him straight on a few things...

It was at this point that Mummy asked if "drinking from the furry cup" would make her fail her medical too?