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Mar 12th 2008 | 9:23 pm

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Dorothy

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Re: Spitting Image

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Originally Posted by holmes

Well we ain't swapping!!!

No, my next husband will be over 80, have a heart condition, a large insurance policy and no heirs. Not hAirs, hEirs

Mar 12th 2008 | 9:33 pm

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holmes

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Re: Spitting Image

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No, my next husband will be over 80, have a heart condition, a large insurance policy and no heirs. Not hAirs, hEirs

But that IS my husband......

Mar 13th 2008 | 12:09 am

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Re: Spitting Image

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Originally Posted by JackTheLad

From numerous people independently across various continents, I've been told I remind them of this guy:

http://www.blogdecine.com/images/2006/11/mr_bean.jpg

Which is really ****** annoying cos I look nothing like him. Its called an expressive face, he doesn't own the copyright on it.:curse:

JTL

All mouth and no trousers

http://www.jibjab.com/view/119291

Mar 13th 2008 | 1:08 am

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Re: Spitting Image

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Originally Posted by The OH

All mouth and no trousers

http://www.jibjab.com/view/119291

Umm yeah thanks for that

I have to say I find Mr Bean about as funny as Benny Hill i.e. not funny at all.

Blackadder on the other hand... hilarious, witty and excellent social commentary.

And I don't look like Rowan Atkinson, apart from the fact you can see exactly what I'm thinking from my facial expression.

JTL

Mar 13th 2008 | 9:47 pm

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Re: Spitting Image

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Originally Posted by Dorothy

What? That they're a bunch of useless wankers who's only purpose on earth is to piss off their wives?

There's a grain of truth in what you say Dorothy, sometimes it gives me great pleasure in pissing off Gertie especially if I haven't had you know what

Thing is you won't find many 80 year olds coffin dodgers with a stash of cash as they have normally pegged it due to their constant nagging wives.

Now my retirement plan is to book on a Love Boat cruise and shag the cashed up ladies, the only way to go out with a bang thanks to Valium.

Hope the OH is not giving you too much stick

Mar 14th 2008 | 12:21 am

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Dorothy

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Re: Spitting Image

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There's a grain of truth in what you say Dorothy, sometimes it gives me great pleasure in pissing off Gertie especially if I haven't had you know what

Thing is you won't find many 80 year olds coffin dodgers with a stash of cash as they have normally pegged it due to their constant nagging wives.

Now my retirement plan is to book on a Love Boat cruise and shag the cashed up ladies, the only way to go out with a bang thanks to Valium.

Hope the OH is not giving you too much stick

Nah, just the usual. Actually, if anything happened to my old man I wouldn't remarry. Maybe have a "friend" but I would never live with another man. I think I would like to go out as one of the cashed up old ladies on the cruise being shagged to death by some young thing.