Speeding 'utes
Mar 26th 2008, 12:04 am
#1
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Speeding 'utes
So, we've all seen the equivalent of White Van Man rocketing along 3 inches behind the guy in front BUT considering you can never get a tradesman to call on time (or indeed sometimes at all) ... where are they all speeding TO?
Mar 26th 2008, 12:16 am
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Re: Speeding 'utes
The pub.....well all the pubs I go in seem bloody rammed with tradies!
Mar 26th 2008, 12:55 am
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Re: Speeding 'utes
maybe their racing to the bank to put a cheque in they have finally received after months of phone calls and excuses.
Mar 26th 2008, 2:42 am
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Re: Speeding 'utes
the same place coppers speed to, but you never find one or wait forever for one when you need them.
Mar 26th 2008, 10:19 am
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Re: Speeding 'utes
Some Australian thing to do with the faster and more reckless you drive, the bigger your d1ck is apparently!!!!!!!!!
Mar 26th 2008, 7:07 pm
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Re: Speeding 'utes
Barney:curse:
Mar 26th 2008, 9:01 pm
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Re: Speeding 'utes
speeding away from their conscience and guilt maybe?
Mar 27th 2008, 11:05 pm
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Re: Speeding 'utes
heres another thing....i worked in tenerife and the spaniards all do crazy speeds so close up yer arse you could smell their cheap fags absolutely and then they get out and dawdle along smoking a fag at a snails pace !! 
unreal !
unreal !
Mar 27th 2008, 11:37 pm
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Re: Speeding 'utes
Mate of mine told me of a sketch on tv.
picture this...
Traffic lights on red.
2 cars at lights, one guy in Ute, and next to him 2 guys in WRX Imprezza.
Ute is idling away on all 8 cylinders. WRX is being revved and the notes from the twin exhausts, are only deadened by the pffffffft noise from the turbo, whirling away at 20,000 revs !
The guy in ute, listening to some rock music, window down, arm on door, rocking his head, and smiling.
He looks over and 2 asian youths, revving subaru, and pointing fwd... the guy in ute, throws head back, and laughs.
The lights turn green... the subaru.. disappears into the distance, rubber on rd, smoke in air...
The guy in Ute, sits their , occasionally smiling and nodding his head.
Lights turn to Red.
Then a females, head appears, she wipes mouth.. smiles... and they drive thru the red light !
CLASS
Last edited by Timber Floor Au; Mar 27th 2008 at 11:40 pm.
