asher

I'm sitting at me desk
in the puters eerie light
I'm goin to Orstralia
so I'd better shed some light
On shopping and shipping
bananas are expensive there you know


I want to take me rabbit
but am told the quarantines full
Not that sort you idiot
I know I talk a load of bull

Will me candles all get twisted
I ask in sheer dismay
shall we meet up in the bar
or shall we just play in last say

There's many a kind person
There's many that just lurks
most of them i really like
but a couple are just berks!

If you find that you are in a jam
and your visas in a snarl
theres always a superman
who can give you back your smile

Jokes there are in plenty
and some will make you scream
and roll on the floor laughing
when you catch on what they mean

There's some really sound advice
and a shoulder on which to lean
the bars a den of vice
the worst I've ever seen

If your'e going to Orstralia
then there's no better place to be
to get help and advice
than from the kind folks of B.E

though some may be in limbo
and some are going now
the mods are very clever
but I'm going to take a bow

cos thats the end of me poem
so I think I'll run away
and hide me blushing face
as you all howl in dismay

the end

mands

wow asher thats a fantastic poem...

well done

asher

I'm feeling really embarrassed now, but Scott challenged me and I cant resist a dare

mands

dont feel embarresed mate i think its brill

Kapri

Well done Ash

Bloody hell - not long now til my 2000th. I'd better get composing

asher

no you have to knock them up in 5 minutes

thats why mines not very good

midgetjan

well done Kim.

The best ones are rattled up in 5 minutes

asher

thanks jan

Scott

You rose to the challenge and succeded

it was very good .

Scott.

sarab40

Excellent Asher, well done!!

curly

Whoooohoooo brilliant

asher

please dont dare me any more

I have a hard time resisting, like when I threw the snowball at the staffroom french windows in full view of all the staff