Sign 'o the times!
Jun 21st 2007, 5:10 pm
#1
Thread Starter
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,376
Sign 'o the times!
Bloody depressing it is n'all!!
As a trucker, I guess you could say in some ways, 'you're average trucker' - I have an eye for a pretty girl
Part of my duty as 'yer average trucker' (I don't have a hairy arse nor a fat belly BTW!) is to wolf whistle at the pretty ladies....
Just lately, I have noticed that my whistles fall on deaf ears...now don't get me wrong, I like to think of myself as a decent looking bloke, the sort, as my missus says, looks like he'd give ya a good seeing to(!) anyway, back on topic......
Why don't they respond anymore? It has only just occured to me today why.....they're all wearing frikkin iPods!!!
I heareby would like to inaugerate a national anti-iPod association. All those in favour say 'aye'!
As a trucker, I guess you could say in some ways, 'you're average trucker' - I have an eye for a pretty girl
Part of my duty as 'yer average trucker' (I don't have a hairy arse nor a fat belly BTW!) is to wolf whistle at the pretty ladies....
Just lately, I have noticed that my whistles fall on deaf ears...now don't get me wrong, I like to think of myself as a decent looking bloke, the sort, as my missus says, looks like he'd give ya a good seeing to(!) anyway, back on topic......
Why don't they respond anymore? It has only just occured to me today why.....they're all wearing frikkin iPods!!!
I heareby would like to inaugerate a national anti-iPod association. All those in favour say 'aye'!
Jun 21st 2007, 5:12 pm
#2
on the Goldie
Joined: Sep 2006
Location: 4226.au
Posts: 12,364
Re: Sign 'o the times!
Bloody depressing it is n'all!!
As a trucker, I guess you could say in some ways, 'you're average trucker' - I have an eye for a pretty girl
Part of my duty as 'yer average trucker' (I don't have a hairy arse nor a fat belly BTW!) is to wolf whistle at the pretty ladies....
Just lately, I have noticed that my whistles fall on deaf ears...now don't get me wrong, I like to think of myself as a decent looking bloke, the sort, as my missus says, looks like he'd give ya a good seeing to(!) anyway, back on topic......
Why don't they respond anymore? It has only just occured to me today why.....they're all wearing frikkin iPods!!!
I heareby would like to inaugerate a national anti-iPod association. All those in favour say 'aye'!
As a trucker, I guess you could say in some ways, 'you're average trucker' - I have an eye for a pretty girl
Part of my duty as 'yer average trucker' (I don't have a hairy arse nor a fat belly BTW!) is to wolf whistle at the pretty ladies....
Just lately, I have noticed that my whistles fall on deaf ears...now don't get me wrong, I like to think of myself as a decent looking bloke, the sort, as my missus says, looks like he'd give ya a good seeing to(!) anyway, back on topic......
Why don't they respond anymore? It has only just occured to me today why.....they're all wearing frikkin iPods!!!
I heareby would like to inaugerate a national anti-iPod association. All those in favour say 'aye'!
Jun 21st 2007, 5:16 pm
#4
Sunny Sydney
Joined: Aug 2005
Location: Sydney
Posts: 6,241
Re: Sign 'o the times!
Bloody depressing it is n'all!!
As a trucker, I guess you could say in some ways, 'you're average trucker' - I have an eye for a pretty girl
Part of my duty as 'yer average trucker' (I don't have a hairy arse nor a fat belly BTW!) is to wolf whistle at the pretty ladies....
Just lately, I have noticed that my whistles fall on deaf ears...now don't get me wrong, I like to think of myself as a decent looking bloke, the sort, as my missus says, looks like he'd give ya a good seeing to(!) anyway, back on topic......
Why don't they respond anymore? It has only just occured to me today why.....they're all wearing frikkin iPods!!!
I heareby would like to inaugerate a national anti-iPod association. All those in favour say 'aye'!
As a trucker, I guess you could say in some ways, 'you're average trucker' - I have an eye for a pretty girl
Part of my duty as 'yer average trucker' (I don't have a hairy arse nor a fat belly BTW!) is to wolf whistle at the pretty ladies....
Just lately, I have noticed that my whistles fall on deaf ears...now don't get me wrong, I like to think of myself as a decent looking bloke, the sort, as my missus says, looks like he'd give ya a good seeing to(!) anyway, back on topic......
Why don't they respond anymore? It has only just occured to me today why.....they're all wearing frikkin iPods!!!
I heareby would like to inaugerate a national anti-iPod association. All those in favour say 'aye'!
Jun 21st 2007, 5:17 pm
#5
on the Goldie
Joined: Sep 2006
Location: 4226.au
Posts: 12,364
Re: Sign 'o the times!
well it depend if you look at it from a male truckers point of view or a teenager who would rather listen to some tunes than listen out for wolf whistles...
however as a young lass (we won't dscuss how many moons ago) it used to be good for a giggle and smile whenever we used to get them but times are a changing but i am an old fashioned kinda gal.
maybe your're whistling at the wrong generation
however as a young lass (we won't dscuss how many moons ago) it used to be good for a giggle and smile whenever we used to get them but times are a changing but i am an old fashioned kinda gal.
maybe your're whistling at the wrong generation
Jun 21st 2007, 5:21 pm
#6
Thread Starter
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 3,376
Re: Sign 'o the times!
well it depend if you look at it from a male truckers point of view or a teenager who would rather listen to some tunes than listen out for wolf whistles...
however as a young lass (we won't dscuss how many moons ago) it used to be good for a giggle and smile whenever we used to get them but times are a changing but i am an old fashioned kinda gal.
maybe your're whistling at the wrong generation
however as a young lass (we won't dscuss how many moons ago) it used to be good for a giggle and smile whenever we used to get them but times are a changing but i am an old fashioned kinda gal.
maybe your're whistling at the wrong generation
I have become more selective now a days, age isn't an issue, I'm not ageist in the slightest - there's some right foxy old birds in flash cars round my parts you know (Surrey Daaaahling!)
Jun 21st 2007, 5:31 pm
#7
BE Enthusiast
Joined: Mar 2007
Location: West Mids
Posts: 375
Re: Sign 'o the times!
Bloody depressing it is n'all!!
As a trucker, I guess you could say in some ways, 'you're average trucker' - I have an eye for a pretty girl
Part of my duty as 'yer average trucker' (I don't have a hairy arse nor a fat belly BTW!) is to wolf whistle at the pretty ladies....
Just lately, I have noticed that my whistles fall on deaf ears...now don't get me wrong, I like to think of myself as a decent looking bloke, the sort, as my missus says, looks like he'd give ya a good seeing to(!) anyway, back on topic......
Why don't they respond anymore? It has only just occured to me today why.....they're all wearing frikkin iPods!!!
I heareby would like to inaugerate a national anti-iPod association. All those in favour say 'aye'!
As a trucker, I guess you could say in some ways, 'you're average trucker' - I have an eye for a pretty girl
Part of my duty as 'yer average trucker' (I don't have a hairy arse nor a fat belly BTW!) is to wolf whistle at the pretty ladies....
Just lately, I have noticed that my whistles fall on deaf ears...now don't get me wrong, I like to think of myself as a decent looking bloke, the sort, as my missus says, looks like he'd give ya a good seeing to(!) anyway, back on topic......
Why don't they respond anymore? It has only just occured to me today why.....they're all wearing frikkin iPods!!!
I heareby would like to inaugerate a national anti-iPod association. All those in favour say 'aye'!
Jun 21st 2007, 6:07 pm
#9
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 23,400
Re: Sign 'o the times!
I really feel that you ought to invent some kind of sign language.
Skillfully master the art of driving your truck with one hand, carefully stick the other one out of the window and as you drive by the girl of choice, have a wide selection of finger gestures you can do.
Or you could just have a flag/banner that flies on top of your truck saying 'get yer tits out gorgeous'.
And for the ugly ones, you could have a smaller flag saying 'No thanks, I prefer my dog'.
Skillfully master the art of driving your truck with one hand, carefully stick the other one out of the window and as you drive by the girl of choice, have a wide selection of finger gestures you can do.
Or you could just have a flag/banner that flies on top of your truck saying 'get yer tits out gorgeous'.
And for the ugly ones, you could have a smaller flag saying 'No thanks, I prefer my dog'.
Jun 21st 2007, 6:20 pm
#10
Account Closed
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 16,652
Re: Sign 'o the times!
Bloody depressing it is n'all!!
As a trucker, I guess you could say in some ways, 'you're average trucker' - I have an eye for a pretty girl
Part of my duty as 'yer average trucker' (I don't have a hairy arse nor a fat belly BTW!) is to wolf whistle at the pretty ladies....
Just lately, I have noticed that my whistles fall on deaf ears...now don't get me wrong, I like to think of myself as a decent looking bloke, the sort, as my missus says, looks like he'd give ya a good seeing to(!) anyway, back on topic......
Why don't they respond anymore? It has only just occured to me today why.....they're all wearing frikkin iPods!!!
I heareby would like to inaugerate a national anti-iPod association. All those in favour say 'aye'!
As a trucker, I guess you could say in some ways, 'you're average trucker' - I have an eye for a pretty girl
Part of my duty as 'yer average trucker' (I don't have a hairy arse nor a fat belly BTW!) is to wolf whistle at the pretty ladies....
Just lately, I have noticed that my whistles fall on deaf ears...now don't get me wrong, I like to think of myself as a decent looking bloke, the sort, as my missus says, looks like he'd give ya a good seeing to(!) anyway, back on topic......
Why don't they respond anymore? It has only just occured to me today why.....they're all wearing frikkin iPods!!!
I heareby would like to inaugerate a national anti-iPod association. All those in favour say 'aye'!
Scott (btw)
Jun 21st 2007, 6:25 pm
#11
Account Closed
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 16,652
Re: Sign 'o the times!
I really feel that you ought to invent some kind of sign language.
Skillfully master the art of driving your truck with one hand, carefully stick the other one out of the window and as you drive by the girl of choice, have a wide selection of finger gestures you can do.
Or you could just have a flag/banner that flies on top of your truck saying 'get yer tits out gorgeous'.
And for the ugly ones, you could have a smaller flag saying 'No thanks, I prefer my dog'.
Skillfully master the art of driving your truck with one hand, carefully stick the other one out of the window and as you drive by the girl of choice, have a wide selection of finger gestures you can do.
Or you could just have a flag/banner that flies on top of your truck saying 'get yer tits out gorgeous'.
And for the ugly ones, you could have a smaller flag saying 'No thanks, I prefer my dog'.
maybe a small wink for the lookers
& a look of disgust for the ones who look like a bag of frogs
Jun 21st 2007, 6:28 pm
#12
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 23,400
Re: Sign 'o the times!
I can pretend to swoon - to start a chain reaction kind of thing.
And we could round up some girlies and all throw our undies at your lorry.
Jun 21st 2007, 6:31 pm
#13
Joined: May 2006
Location: in the Sydney asylum
Posts: 20,690
Re: Sign 'o the times!
Jun 21st 2007, 6:32 pm
#14
Account Closed
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 16,652
Re: Sign 'o the times!
can;t remember where i read that