Show us your tatts ...
Mar 29th 2009 | 10:12 pm
#106
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Re: Show us your tatts ...
Or was it with the telephoto?
Mar 29th 2009 | 10:20 pm
#108
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Re: Show us your tatts ...
My old mate Barry Borthwick had his initials tatooed over both buttocks.
He went home and bent over to show the wife and she said "who's Bob?"
A few weeks later, to show his love of boxing, he had Mohhamed Ali totooed on one thigh and Mike Tyson on the other. He showed the wife and she said
"Ali and Tyson are pretty good but Don King in the centre is crap!"
He went home and bent over to show the wife and she said "who's Bob?"
A few weeks later, to show his love of boxing, he had Mohhamed Ali totooed on one thigh and Mike Tyson on the other. He showed the wife and she said
"Ali and Tyson are pretty good but Don King in the centre is crap!"
Mar 29th 2009 | 10:35 pm
#109
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Re: Show us your tatts ...
My old mate Barry Borthwick had his initials tatooed over both buttocks.
He went home and bent over to show the wife and she said "who's Bob?"
A few weeks later, to show his love of boxing, he had Mohhamed Ali totooed on one thigh and Mike Tyson on the other. He showed the wife and she said
"Ali and Tyson are pretty good but Don King in the centre is crap!"
He went home and bent over to show the wife and she said "who's Bob?"
A few weeks later, to show his love of boxing, he had Mohhamed Ali totooed on one thigh and Mike Tyson on the other. He showed the wife and she said
"Ali and Tyson are pretty good but Don King in the centre is crap!"
Mar 29th 2009 | 10:56 pm
#110
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Re: Show us your tatts ...
i had my tat done 22 years ago,a small butterfly on my right shoulder.if i choose for people to see it then i wear what i want.
iam a nurse and you cant see it through the uniform, although it could cause people to comment when we were in the changing rooms.i dont take offence if someone asks about it,usually it is surprise that an oldie like me has one and i dont appear to be the type.
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iam a nurse and you cant see it through the uniform, although it could cause people to comment when we were in the changing rooms.i dont take offence if someone asks about it,usually it is surprise that an oldie like me has one and i dont appear to be the type..
Mar 29th 2009 | 11:35 pm
#112
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Re: Show us your tatts ...
"Chav lingo" ...
muhahahahahahaha.
Am I a chav? ... Yes, I suppose I am. A footy fan, fond of his beer, slang & tidy birds with tatts ...
Shine on you unscarred clean living loon
muhahahahahahaha.
Am I a chav? ... Yes, I suppose I am. A footy fan, fond of his beer, slang & tidy birds with tatts ...
Shine on you unscarred clean living loon
Now, now Threelegs, don't FABRICATE my posts.
I said I would be DEVASTED if my daughter got a tattoo, not DISOWN her, as you said - two words, completely different meanings.
I said tattoos are for CHAVS, not SLAGS, as you said - again, big difference.
Perhaps you made a Freudian slip yourself by callling them slags?
Not back peddling, by tatts not being on display means I can't see them therefore no opinion on them.
BTW, your own chav lingo is coming along nicely - 'birds', 'slags', indeed... You are not doing yourself any favours are you?
I said I would be DEVASTED if my daughter got a tattoo, not DISOWN her, as you said - two words, completely different meanings.
I said tattoos are for CHAVS, not SLAGS, as you said - again, big difference.
Perhaps you made a Freudian slip yourself by callling them slags?
Not back peddling, by tatts not being on display means I can't see them therefore no opinion on them.
BTW, your own chav lingo is coming along nicely - 'birds', 'slags', indeed... You are not doing yourself any favours are you?
Mar 30th 2009 | 12:34 am
#113
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Mar 30th 2009 | 1:15 am
#114
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Re: Show us your tatts ...
Hmm, may not be my place to say anything here! To be honest, look at the thread title "Show us your tatts ..."
I just read a whole 8 pages of crap. To the people on here that can read, and posted their pics of tats, Good Work. To the people that came on and started talking about how people are chavs or sluts for having them....
no offense. But ***** off, go make a thread "Tats are for chavs and slags" talk your crap there. Everyone else with photos or descriptions, please post on.
You guys have got some mad tats, i only have one on my back, but keep posting i wanna see some more! I want to get another one, but im not sure where.
(Will take a photo and post it soon...)
I just read a whole 8 pages of crap. To the people on here that can read, and posted their pics of tats, Good Work. To the people that came on and started talking about how people are chavs or sluts for having them....
no offense. But ***** off, go make a thread "Tats are for chavs and slags" talk your crap there. Everyone else with photos or descriptions, please post on.
You guys have got some mad tats, i only have one on my back, but keep posting i wanna see some more! I want to get another one, but im not sure where.
(Will take a photo and post it soon...)
Mar 30th 2009 | 1:19 am
#115
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Re: Show us your tatts ...
Hmm, may not be my place to say anything here! To be honest, look at the thread title "Show us your tatts ..."
I just read a whole 8 pages of crap. To the people on here that can read, and posted their pics of tats, Good Work. To the people that came on and started talking about how people are chavs or sluts for having them....
no offense. But ***** off, go make a thread "Tats are for chavs and slags" talk your crap there. Everyone else with photos or descriptions, please post on.
You guys have got some mad tats, i only have one on my back, but keep posting i wanna see some more! I want to get another one, but im not sure where.
(Will take a photo and post it soon...)
I just read a whole 8 pages of crap. To the people on here that can read, and posted their pics of tats, Good Work. To the people that came on and started talking about how people are chavs or sluts for having them....
no offense. But ***** off, go make a thread "Tats are for chavs and slags" talk your crap there. Everyone else with photos or descriptions, please post on.
You guys have got some mad tats, i only have one on my back, but keep posting i wanna see some more! I want to get another one, but im not sure where.
(Will take a photo and post it soon...)
Mar 30th 2009 | 1:23 am
#116
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Re: Show us your tatts ...
How dare you? ... you slut sh@gging scabby council house & violent mong.
Get yourself to www.whiterthanwhiteboringtwats.com NOW & post something really boring ...
Yours disgusted,
Of Needlesville
Get yourself to www.whiterthanwhiteboringtwats.com NOW & post something really boring ...
Yours disgusted,
Of Needlesville
Hmm, may not be my place to say anything here! To be honest, look at the thread title "Show us your tatts ..."
I just read a whole 8 pages of crap. To the people on here that can read, and posted their pics of tats, Good Work. To the people that came on and started talking about how people are chavs or sluts for having them....
no offense. But ***** off, go make a thread "Tats are for chavs and slags" talk your crap there. Everyone else with photos or descriptions, please post on.
You guys have got some mad tats, i only have one on my back, but keep posting i wanna see some more! I want to get another one, but im not sure where.
(Will take a photo and post it soon...)
I just read a whole 8 pages of crap. To the people on here that can read, and posted their pics of tats, Good Work. To the people that came on and started talking about how people are chavs or sluts for having them....
no offense. But ***** off, go make a thread "Tats are for chavs and slags" talk your crap there. Everyone else with photos or descriptions, please post on.
You guys have got some mad tats, i only have one on my back, but keep posting i wanna see some more! I want to get another one, but im not sure where.
(Will take a photo and post it soon...)
Mar 30th 2009 | 1:33 am
#117
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Re: Show us your tatts ...
OK, will show you mine which I had done years ago, even though I hate tattoos to be honest.
Mar 30th 2009 | 1:34 am
#118
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Re: Show us your tatts ...
You are Keith Flint & I claim my 5 bucks ...
OK, will show you mine which I had done years ago, even though I hate tattoos to be honest.
http://www.theoffside.com/wp-content...d-tattoo-2.jpg
http://www.theoffside.com/wp-content...d-tattoo-2.jpg
Mar 30th 2009 | 1:34 am
#119
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Re: Show us your tatts ...
oh my freaking god - surely that's professional make up, you'd have to be a cocktail short of a bar to have tattooes like that 
Mar 30th 2009 | 1:37 am
#120
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Re: Show us your tatts ...
wtf - mindless freakshow 
