Shannon Noll found without talent
Mar 14th 2008, 5:05 pm
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Shannon Noll found without talent
Sources close to the "singer" reveal he has indeed been found to be without any talent whatsoever.
Even his Mother let it slip that he was a, "Glorified karaoke singer". Mrs Noll went on to say that he, "Should've been shot at birth".
Even his Mother let it slip that he was a, "Glorified karaoke singer". Mrs Noll went on to say that he, "Should've been shot at birth".
Mar 15th 2008, 10:49 am
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Re: Shannon Noll found without talent
Harsh but ..... well, mostly just harsh.
Mar 15th 2008, 11:02 am
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Has he shaved that silly thing on his chin off yet. He should do, wouldn't make him sing any better but I wouldn't gag when I saw him 
Mar 15th 2008, 1:19 pm
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Or was that him.
Jeez these talentless arseholes all merge into one.I don't have the time or inclination to track the careers of twats.
Who is that bloke in the music video that slowly strips off, and then jumps off a tower builiding into the sea? "Your beaaauuuuutiful" or may be thats not it.
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Mar 15th 2008, 4:18 pm
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Re: Shannon Noll found without talent
His Karaoke version of "Don't give up" by Peter Gabriel and Kate Bush was alright.
Or was that him. Jeez these talentless arseholes all merge into one.
I don't have the time or inclination to track the careers of twats.
Who is that bloke in the music video that slowly strips off, and then jumps off a tower builiding into the sea? "Your beaaauuuuutiful" or may be thats not it.
JTL
Or was that him.
Jeez these talentless arseholes all merge into one.I don't have the time or inclination to track the careers of twats.
Who is that bloke in the music video that slowly strips off, and then jumps off a tower builiding into the sea? "Your beaaauuuuutiful" or may be thats not it.
JTL
Mar 16th 2008, 6:42 am
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Mar 16th 2008, 6:43 am
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Must admit not a huge fan of the man but thought he was good in War of the Worlds
Mar 16th 2008, 9:15 am
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Mar 16th 2008, 9:18 am
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Mar 16th 2008, 9:49 am
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His primary one being tapping into the "battler" market/psyche and making a mint out of it. I think that's pretty talented. Barnsey must be turning in his .... cowboy boots.
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Mar 16th 2008, 12:31 pm
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Squawking out tuneless ditties for the masses does not equate to talent in my book.
John Lennon, now that was talent. Jimi Hendrix, that was talent... you see where I'm going with this.
Mar 16th 2008, 12:43 pm
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