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Beedubya Jun 24th 2011 10:24 pm

Shane Warne
 
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What do you reckon on the "new look" Shane Warne, to be honest I didn't even recognise him!!! :blink:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...y-waxwork.html


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...iara-Ball.html

sonlymewalter Jun 24th 2011 10:33 pm

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he looks like he's got mascara and eye liner on:unsure:

renth Jun 24th 2011 10:33 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 
Dude's lost weight and started to look after himself and care about his appearance. What's wrong with that?

Beedubya Jun 24th 2011 10:36 pm

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Originally Posted by renth (Post 9456077)
Dude's lost weight and started to look after himself and care about his appearance. What's wrong with that?

Nothing wrong with that at all, except he says his unlined new smooth skin is down to Estee Lauder face creams, I want me some of those creams!!!;)

Pollyana Jun 24th 2011 10:53 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by Beedubya (Post 9456082)
Nothing wrong with that at all, except he says his unlined new smooth skin is down to Estee Lauder face creams, I want me some of those creams!!!;)

Give me the old one anyday....though when he finds my mobile number and starts texting me again I'll accept him as he is of course :D :devil_smile:
He just looks too squeaky clean, I like my blokes to have a touch of realism about them :o :wub:

moneypenny20 Jun 24th 2011 10:56 pm

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Where's the option of 'I'd sooner cut my own throat'? He was revolting before, but those current ones are truly revolting. Looks like a Madame Tussauds exhibit. So does she though, maybe they are made for each other.

IvanM Jun 24th 2011 11:45 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 
What is Liz doing to the poor bugger?

Pollyana Jun 24th 2011 11:47 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by IvanM (Post 9456184)
What is Liz doing to the poor bugger?

I always said he'd be better off with me :D

moneypenny20 Jun 24th 2011 11:49 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9456186)
I always said he'd be better off with me :D

That guy she used to be married to is sooooo much hotter.

scottishcelts Jun 25th 2011 12:19 am

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 9456189)
That guy she used to be married to is sooooo much hotter.

Agreed.

scottishcelts Jun 25th 2011 12:19 am

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 9456109)
Where's the option of 'I'd sooner cut my own throat'? He was revolting before, but those current ones are truly revolting. Looks like a Madame Tussauds exhibit. So does she though, maybe they are made for each other.

Agreed.

northernbird Jun 25th 2011 2:15 am

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9456103)
Give me the old one anyday....though when he finds my mobile number and starts texting me again I'll accept him as he is of course :D :devil_smile:
He just looks too squeaky clean, I like my blokes to have a touch of realism about them :o :wub:

Polly don't desert him when he needs us!! I love him. Not as much as I love Gilly but still lurve him!

Pollyana Jun 25th 2011 7:11 am

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by northernbird (Post 9456353)
Polly don't desert him when he needs us!! I love him. Not as much as I love Gilly but still lurve him!

I could never desert him :blink: He obviously needs rescuing - maybe we should kidnap him and spirit him away somewhere, then restore him to his former glory? :devil_smile:

Beedubya Jun 25th 2011 8:14 am

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9456752)
I could never desert him :blink: He obviously needs rescuing - maybe we should kidnap him and spirit him away somewhere, then restore him to his former glory? :devil_smile:

Gerra grip woman!!! He is seedy by all accounts...........

Beedubya Jun 25th 2011 8:14 am

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by northernbird (Post 9456353)
Polly don't desert him when he needs us!! I love him. Not as much as I love Gilly but still lurve him!

Who is Gilly??? :confused:

renth Jun 25th 2011 10:09 am

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 9456189)
That guy she used to be married to is sooooo much hotter.

Yes, but how many test wickets did he take?

IvanM Jun 25th 2011 10:11 am

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I heard they met on Twitter so maybe you should start tweeting.

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9456186)
I always said he'd be better off with me :D


sonlymewalter Jun 25th 2011 11:03 am

Re: Shane Warne
 
ive just looked at the first picture again, has he got lipstick on?:eek:

northernbird Jun 25th 2011 11:08 am

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by Beedubya (Post 9456838)
Who is Gilly??? :confused:

Adam Gilchrist, another Australian cricketer.

scottishcelts Jun 25th 2011 11:36 am

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by sonlymewalter (Post 9457023)
ive just looked at the first picture again, has he got lipstick on?:eek:

Looks to me like he is wearing eye liner, blusher and lippy. :eek::lol:

Pollyana Jun 25th 2011 11:36 am

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by IvanM (Post 9456961)
I heard they met on Twitter so maybe you should start tweeting.

I already do!! Follow his tweets religiously :wub:

Turban Explorer Jun 25th 2011 11:45 am

Re: Shane Warne
 
By the looks of the additional 'chinnage' or moving collagen implants I reckon they're a good couple.

Pollyanna! Sort it out. What's wrong with a nice archetypal English gent like Nigel Havers?!

http://www.bling.com.au/wp-content/u...-warne-liz.jpg

iamthecreaturefromuranus Jun 25th 2011 12:01 pm

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He's a 'work in progress'. Once the hair transplants finally kick in and he sorts out the extra bit of eyeliner here and there, he will reach the end result.


http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-imag...arylitter1.jpg

sonlymewalter Jun 25th 2011 12:28 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9457065)
Looks to me like he is wearing eye liner, blusher and lippy. :eek::lol:

I mentioned eye liner in previous posts ut just noticed the lippy....as for blusher:eek:

he's turning into a big Jessie:lol:

Pollyana Jun 25th 2011 12:47 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9457080)
By the looks of the additional 'chinnage' or moving collagen implants I reckon they're a good couple.

Pollyanna! Sort it out. What's wrong with a nice archetypal English gent like Nigel Havers?!

http://www.bling.com.au/wp-content/u...-warne-liz.jpg

Shane's just :wub: Met him at the cricket ground in Hove years ago and he was just as gorgeous close up :devil_smile:
I never did have conventional tastes :rofl:

northernbird Jun 25th 2011 12:51 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9457161)
Shane's just :wub: Met him at the cricket ground in Hove years ago and he was just as gorgeous close up :devil_smile:
I never did have conventional tastes :rofl:

Me neither, the naughtier the boy, the more I seem to like him. As for Nigel Havers, yuk. If I was to go for an Englishman it would be the lovely Jason Isaacs, John Simm, Max Beasley or the absolutely fine and dandy Philip Glenister!

petensue Jun 25th 2011 1:10 pm

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The other day my 14 year old daughter said what on earth has that man done to himself,it was Shane Warne!I said he would not have had plastic surgery it is because he looks odd with his hair flattened down.Though after looking at that photo I feel something is not right he looks odd:eek:

There is nothing wrong with men looking after themselves but I still like them to look like men.I prefer the old Shane Warne.

petensue Jun 25th 2011 1:11 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 9457107)
He's a 'work in progress'. Once the hair transplants finally kick in and he sorts out the extra bit of eyeliner here and there, he will reach the end result.


http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-imag...arylitter1.jpg

Now thats put me off my breakfast!

scottishcelts Jun 25th 2011 1:12 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by northernbird (Post 9457166)
Me neither, the naughtier the boy, the more I seem to like him. As for Nigel Havers, yuk. If I was to go for an Englishman it would be the lovely Jason Isaacs, John Simm, Max Beasley or the absolutely fine and dandy Philip Glenister!

Only name I am familiar with there is Max Beasley. :o

The lovely Mr Sean Bean for me. :wub::cool:

Pollyana Jun 25th 2011 1:14 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9457183)
Only name I am familiar with there is Max Beasley. :o

The lovely Mr Sean Bean for me. :wub::cool:

My sister worships him - I sent her a dvd of his that came out on Amazon a couple of weeks back; she wasn't expecting it, went into raptures and stuck it straight in the machine. Next thing I'm getting texts from hungry children asking what I'd sent cos it was stopping her from getting their tea :rolleyes:

scottishcelts Jun 25th 2011 1:14 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 9457187)
My sister worships him - I sent her a dvd of his that came out on Amazon a couple of weeks back; she wasn't expecting it, went into raptures and stuck it straight in the machine. Next thing I'm getting texts from hungry children asking what I'd sent cos it was stopping her from getting their tea :rolleyes:

:lol:

He is a very handsome man indeed.

northernbird Jun 25th 2011 1:21 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9457183)
Only name I am familiar with there is Max Beasley. :o

The lovely Mr Sean Bean for me. :wub::cool:

I had forgotten about him. Jason Isaacs plays Lucius Malfoy in Harry Potter. John Simm and Phil Glenister were in Life on Mars. Oh and Rupert Penry-Jones, also from Spooks. Oh and Richard Armitage from Spooks.

I forgot about Peter Firth who plays the lovely Harry in Spooks :wub:

I now have to do my housework thinking about all of those lovely boys :wub:

Turban Explorer Jun 25th 2011 1:22 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9457183)
Only name I am familiar with there is Max Beasley. :o

The lovely Mr Sean Bean for me. :wub::cool:

http://www.seanbean.net/wordpress/wp...n-bean-8_0.jpg

Yes. You're right about Sean Bean. Just nipping off for a bit of 'me' time :sneaky:

scottishcelts Jun 25th 2011 1:36 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9457197)
http://www.seanbean.net/wordpress/wp...n-bean-8_0.jpg

Yes. You're right about Sean Bean. Just nipping off for a bit of 'me' time :sneaky:

:wub:

Turban Explorer Jun 25th 2011 1:42 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9457209)
:wub:

Have you gone a bit boogie-woogie down below SC?

moneypenny20 Jun 25th 2011 1:45 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by Turban Explorer (Post 9457197)
http://www.seanbean.net/wordpress/wp...n-bean-8_0.jpg

Yes. You're right about Sean Bean. Just nipping off for a bit of 'me' time :sneaky:

:wub: Someone who really should learn that marriage is just not for him. Bit of a tool in that respect but he's still incredibly hot. May I add Alan Rickman to the mix. :wub:

northernbird Jun 25th 2011 1:46 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 9457223)
:wub: Someone who really should learn that marriage is just not for him. Bit of a tool in that respect but he's still incredibly hot. May I add Alan Rickman to the mix. :wub:

Yes you may add him to my mix Penny :wub:

Deancm_MKII Jun 25th 2011 5:28 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 9456189)
That guy she used to be married to is sooooo much hotter.

Which one's got the bigger bank balance?

moneypenny20 Jun 25th 2011 5:34 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 

Originally Posted by Deancm_MKII (Post 9457446)
Which one's got the bigger bank balance?

No idea, however regardless of how much money Mr Warne has I wouldn't go near him with anyone's 10 foot pole, let alone my own. NB and Poll can have him.:blink:

jad n rich Jun 25th 2011 6:26 pm

Re: Shane Warne
 
The new 'thunderbird' looks nipped, tucked and plastered in pink makeup:eek: when you see the large version of those piccys.

The eyes are quite different too.

Sort a creepy really - the thought of a couple starting to date/shag then someone going jeez ' really ugly ', dont want to have to bite my arm off every morning, so I might get them a few hundred K of plastic surgery :lol:


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