Soapy is trying to take over the forum with his Golf Day threads, so I thought if I can't beat him I'll join him (though beating him might be more fun

So....who's going to win?

Details of the amazing day are HERE -
HERE
and in about 20 other threads as well if I know Soapy

Polling open as of now, closes just before the match (9th December) and will probably be a lot more exciting than any other event around at the moment that involves votes

It will be a day full of pish and social banter

and it's not about winning, it's about taking apart a part

I voted for the Golf Widows.....

they need a break, don't they?

ha ha ha , we will see who wins polly (the golf)

as for your poll, well im sure the widows will win, because you lot all stick together

I went for the widows. There should have been a "members of BE" option. We'll be free of their pish for a day (and depending on how drunk they are and their ability to type) maybe for a night as well.

i doubt it, you have all seen me type while pished

It's pretty hard to tell if you're pished or sober most of the time

good point, at least someone watchin and readin ma pish

Shame it's me though Why aren't you at work

caught a bug!
went ro work as usual the other morning, but started to feel a bit funny.
sittin at the lights outside macdonalds in labrador and heard a toot.
i had fallen asleep at the wheel never done that before. by the time i got home i couldnt move my legs and arms
i have taken the rest of the week off to recover

Drunk again Hasn't affected your fingers though, can't be too serious. Get back to work ya lazy sod. Poor young Pauline, working her fingers to the bone whilst you sit on your arse on BE.

hey you, im trying my best to feel sorry for myself

i cant even drink beer

Whoa, look out. Low flying pigs from the North

just woke up and srill feeling like shit

That's not nice Must have picked up a bug from one of your lovely customers. Hope they feel worse

they will if i catch them next week lol
i was hoping to be over it by today. the last bug i caught was in sydney and it lasted 5 weeks