don544

my parts, cos wife didn't appreciate my laughing at her wearing a cosmetic face mask!(don't know proper terminology, but sure a few of the girls on here do) now with holding marital privileges

soapy©

so its now the softest thing on BE?

gedge

do you understand what he's on about?
no don't worry, i probably don't want to know

Weirdstone

I understand about face-masks ...but haven't a clue what he's trying to say....maybe he's been drinking one

moneypenny20

I assume his missus was wearing said face mask and he, being a totally tactful, caring, doting hubby made some crack about her looks. She presumably made him understand that he wasn't the comedian he thought he was.

Weirdstone

You mean she kneed him in the bollocks ?

moneypenny20

See, it wasn't that complicated, was it?

Weirdstone

Jeez woman ...you know me better than that ...I was trying to get him to admit it

Sam

ah see i read it that his wife has withdrawn marrital (sp) rights!

moneypenny20

don544

Thats the one
so it's called a face mask
should be called a "scare your ass off at 6pm in dim light mask"

Weirdstone

What colour was it?

don544

Kind of green, but when you think an intruder has managed to get in your house to steal your 50 cent coin kept under your pillow, you don't hang around to check.
ps. any burglers in baldivis. i don't really keep 50 cents under MY pillow, its under the wifes (on the right side)

Weirdstone

Why do you keep 50 cents under your pillow?

don544

can't afford a dollar