soapy©

GRASS !!!!!!
they awe thoat a made them up tae lol

soapy©

did she ger run over first?

extrameant

Ach you started it ye big clipe. (how dae ye spell clipe, it looks stupit?)

Anways, the only reason Ah noticed wis cos i couldnae be boathered wrting a big long joke cos I only remember shaggy doag stories, so i searched for punchlines tae sav me wrtting the rest of it, and here's a page wi moast ae yir thread. Only ye were smart, werint ye, cos ye only tol wan a day, wee bit at a time like. just so's nae wan rumbled ye. yer a sleket wan soapy, widnae buy a car oaf ye.

soapy©

dont worry thers enough australias oot there to buy wan, well wan of them did. wonder if hes broke doon yet

extrameant

have ye noticed they use a fair number of scotish accents down here on adverts (well they do in New zealand anyway)

Reason is apprently, they all think it sounds like an honest accent and everyone beleives the advert!

recon we should start milking this wirsels, eh? Right enough yev goat a head start wi gettin rid ae herbie oanta some poor aussie. He might as well eh boaght skippy fer a the gid it'll dae'em, ahm gessin.

soapy©

if a hid selt him skippy he would have robbed me, cos it could have driven him tae the wee boy stuck doon the well

extrameant

Ahm betting ye kept the spare key, just so's ye could syphon the tank when he wisnae looking, and get back the petrol ye put in for the test drive, eh?

soapy©

ha ha ha u dont know how right u are. i found the spare key the other day. ill wait till he puts some good cds in the motor first though

maggy

Admit it doll Perth is better lol

maggy

Fae Kirkcaldy Fife .

Oh wonderful Fife and now Perth.

Bloody loving it

maggy

Hey Bond thought you were officially fae Edinburgh

Margaret2

Tried tae resist joining in coz it all sounds a bit mad, anywi, am fae Blantir, I they like the bukki there, now in Killie, mae other hoff fae Killie (sorry rubbish at spelling the scots), works in EK and dochter trains there, heading fur Perth

soapy©

hi maggy hows it hingin hen?

yamahaha

Ach yer nae that bad hen, its probably just the buccie kickin in an f**in up yer typin....huv some mair and then ye can fling a few profanities an-aw.

Aw yoo guys fae Ayr......it sucks, Troon RUUUULES!

maggy

Bloody great doll.

Even better since Megans grandad sent over Chewing the fat DVDs and Still Game lol.

Im pished all the time so life could nae be any better lol.

Been busy updating Biggy on Yahoo with all the latest gosssip about my wedding. lots of

Oh christ its gonna be a right Scottish Do as we will be well and truly minced before we even exchange the vows.

The best thing is there are only going to be 8 guests lol.

Geting married 4th Jan at Bunker Bay Resort on the Beach.

Im getting worried as my witnesses keep saying ( this wedding is gonna be a bloody scream ).

I want my wedding to be a serious afair