scottish banter for those who like
Feb 17th 2006, 8:58 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by soapy
cheers mate, 
u have this link but ill post it for others
http://www.geocities.com/scotlandsma...moglasgow.html
anyone who wants the links i tried to post earlier can PM an email address.
they are funny trust me
u have this link but ill post it for others
http://www.geocities.com/scotlandsma...moglasgow.html
anyone who wants the links i tried to post earlier can PM an email address.
they are funny trust me
send them tae me ya wee numpty....did ye like ma wee bus story
Feb 17th 2006, 9:49 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
It's chankin the nicht.
Feb 17th 2006, 10:45 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by herrchook
pmsl, fantastic - "there's a right big whoor o a space ship headin this way captain" & "he's stone deed captain, no pulse or nothin'" You must show this to Stitch, she might know some of them
Thanks for sending it Fee.
Right, I'm oaf to wash the bairns - been meaning tae dae it fir an hoor now, and thir coupon's ar mingin'
See ya later ya bass!
BTW - thanks for startin' this Soapy, thae English ejjits must be fair scaret readin aw this pish
Gill
Thanks for sending it Fee.
Right, I'm oaf to wash the bairns - been meaning tae dae it fir an hoor now, and thir coupon's ar mingin'
See ya later ya bass!
BTW - thanks for startin' this Soapy, thae English ejjits must be fair scaret readin aw this pish
Gill
Did anyone like Francie and Josie, my mum gave me their best of DVD live from the pavillion, pure class, i love the Arbroath joke
Knock Knock (answerrs door)
Is yer Granny in?
Naw shes at Arbroath
Thats awright, a'll come in an wait till shes feenished
Feb 17th 2006, 10:46 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Sorry to lower the tone, but my favourites are...
Pish
Fud
Scud
Hen
Gutties = trainers
muckle = large
bleaching = a kicking
stookie = plaster cast
Ginger = fizzy pop
All in all it's pure dead brilliant, so it is.
Pish
Fud
Scud
Hen
Gutties = trainers
muckle = large
bleaching = a kicking
stookie = plaster cast
Ginger = fizzy pop
All in all it's pure dead brilliant, so it is.
Feb 17th 2006, 11:20 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Fud is one of my favourite's too,
also cuddy - horse
pikin yer wulk - picking your nose
yer claimt - promising another a battering
wee herry - rather "common" person
baccle - stupid person
plunkin, or doggin the school - truanting
nae tic - no credit allowed
have thoroughly enjoyed reading this thread, havn't laughed so much in ages
also cuddy - horse
pikin yer wulk - picking your nose
yer claimt - promising another a battering
wee herry - rather "common" person
baccle - stupid person
plunkin, or doggin the school - truanting
nae tic - no credit allowed
have thoroughly enjoyed reading this thread, havn't laughed so much in ages
Last edited by Sorchar; Feb 17th 2006 at 11:24 am.
Feb 17th 2006, 11:38 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by biggy
send them tae me ya wee numpty....did ye like ma wee bus story
im sending them now
hope im sending them to the right H lmao
Feb 17th 2006, 11:43 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
My dh is gonna get "molicated" he's taught my 3 year old to say FUD! grrrrrrrrrrrrr 
He's gonna get a boot right in the baws!
He's gonna get a boot right in the baws!
Feb 17th 2006, 11:44 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by Scottishmum
My dh is gonna get "molicated" he's taught my 3 year old to say FUD! grrrrrrrrrrrrr
He's gonna get a boot right in the baws!
He's gonna get a boot right in the baws!
rofl
Feb 17th 2006, 11:45 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by Scottishmum
My dh is gonna get "molicated" he's taught my 3 year old to say FUD! grrrrrrrrrrrrr
He's gonna get a boot right in the baws!
He's gonna get a boot right in the baws!
Feb 17th 2006, 11:47 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by Scottishmum
Oh my god, see what you lot have lowered me to! rofl
rofl 
Feb 17th 2006, 11:48 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by soapy
aye right, dont blame is. we are making them up. thats the way u speak
Feb 17th 2006, 11:49 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by Scottishmum
Lol, no way soapy, ah'm a posh burd me!
Feb 17th 2006, 11:50 am
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Originally Posted by soapy
aye furcoat and nae knickers
Feb 17th 2006, 1:21 pm
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Re: scottish banter for those who like
Thought of a couple of others
'Auch gie yer airse a chunce' = stop speaking shite.
'Yer rippin mi knittin' = your annoying me.
'Gettin on mi wick' = another annoying me one.
and one from the hubby,
'Hope yer next shites a hedgehog' = dont know if thats a scottish saying or just his own personal choice of words, says this to his aussie workmates and they answer 'sorry' and he says 'you will be if that happens'.
'Auch gie yer airse a chunce' = stop speaking shite.
'Yer rippin mi knittin' = your annoying me.
'Gettin on mi wick' = another annoying me one.
and one from the hubby,
'Hope yer next shites a hedgehog'
= dont know if thats a scottish saying or just his own personal choice of words, says this to his aussie workmates and they answer 'sorry' and he says 'you will be if that happens'.
Feb 17th 2006, 2:31 pm
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'Hope yer next shites a hedgehog' = dont know if thats a scottish saying or just his own personal choice of words, says this to his aussie workmates and they answer 'sorry' and he says 'you will be if that happens'. [/QUOTE]
That's a well used expression where I live
= dont know if thats a scottish saying or just his own personal choice of words, says this to his aussie workmates and they answer 'sorry' and he says 'you will be if that happens'. [/QUOTE]That's a well used expression where I live
