Hi all, Exchanging contracts this week!!!! sold at last,will be leaving uk this year so I want a send off with a Lymric, my late Grandfather was excellent at Lymrics through the medium of welsh and won many a competition in the local Eisteddfods so it will be a good way to remember him by.
Iv`e made the first two lines so use them and make your own three end lines up,the best ones can have a free beer when I`m in Oz so good luck and here`s my effort-
Theres never a good time to go
And leave all the things that you know........
I`ll pack up my bags
n look forward to snags
And curse that the pound is so low!


Good luck

My favourite limerick is:

There was a young lady from Cod,
Who thought that all gifts came from God,
but it wasn't the almighty that got up her nighty,
it was Roger, the lodger, the sod!

I know it wasn't what you asked, but I had to share that one

There was a young maid from Divizes,

Who had breasts of differing sizes,

One was small,

Hardly nothing at all,

But the other was big and won prizes.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who got on a train to Breeling
It said on the door
Don't spit on the floor
So she carefully spat on the ceiling

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose c*ck was so long he could suck it
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a ****** I could f**k it."

There was a young man named Cyril
who made love to a passionate Squirrel
All night they groped, in the morning eloped
And bought a semi detached in Wirral

There once was a pirate from Yates,
who could dance the Fandango on skates,
he fell on his cutlass,
which rendered him nut-less,
and perfectly useless on dates.

There was a young man from Doshem,
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em,
his wife said "Now Jack,
You better put them back,
or I'll jump on the bastards and squash 'em"

Tidy!

If you're heading down Australia way,
There's only one thing I can say,
Don't whinge and don't whine,
and you'll get on just fine.
Beats UK, hands down, any day

Mary had a little lamb
it liked to jump so high.
It jumped into a butchers shop
and now it's in a pie.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
And now she goes to school with it
Between to lumps of bread

That's a lamberick.

Mary had a little lamb
and got ten years for bestiality..

I thought the doctor fainted too?