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scottishcelts Jan 16th 2011 1:22 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by paulry (Post 9106826)
Polly suspects that Rasen might be a bloke ;):p

Paulry enjoys reenacting Humpty Dumpty whilst scoffing a packet of Rolo's. :blink:

ukecadet Jan 16th 2011 4:21 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 9106872)
Paulry enjoys reenacting Humpty Dumpty whilst scoffing a packet of Rolo's. :blink:

scottishcelts has a replica of the Stone of Scone made from old Irn Bru cans

Kelli28 Jan 21st 2011 3:34 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by ukecadet (Post 9107148)
scottishcelts has a replica of the Stone of Scone made from old Irn Bru cans

ukecadet needs to stop eating beans as his wind level is off the Beaufort scale.

Bernieboy Jan 21st 2011 3:39 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by Kelli28 (Post 9118609)
ukecadet needs to stop eating beans as his wind level is off the Beaufort scale.

Kells has be taking her concierge role too seriously and has been meeting and greeting poms at the entrance to her local Coles.

paulry Jan 21st 2011 7:22 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 9118618)
Kells has be taking her concierge role too seriously and has been meeting and greeting poms at the entrance to her local Coles.

BB know this because he's a trolley boy at her local Coles. Between collecting trolleys he's credited with hanging up all the red white and blue balloons and bunting. And when the Pom dignitaries turn up he entertains them by prancing around a maypole in reverse :p

rasen78 Jan 21st 2011 7:28 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by paulry (Post 9119145)
BB know this because he's a trolley boy at her local Coles. Between collecting trolleys he's credited with hanging up all the red white and blue balloons and bunting. And when the Pom dignitaries turn up he entertains them by prancing around a maypole in reverse :p

:rofl:

Not only is Paulry back on the fags, he is now smoking crack, snorting champagne and drinking meths

ianandhelena Jan 21st 2011 7:37 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by rasen78 (Post 9119165)
:rofl:

Not only is Paulry back on the fags, he is now smoking crack, snorting champagne and drinking meths

rasen 78 secretly wants to dress as Esther Rantzen and drive the Orient Express.

paulry Jan 21st 2011 10:35 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by ianandhelena (Post 9119183)
rasen 78 secretly wants to dress as Esther Rantzen and drive the Orient Express.

Ianandhelena share one pair of false teeth and play Rock-Paper-Scissors every morning to determine who gets them.

ianandhelena Jan 21st 2011 12:20 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by paulry (Post 9119525)
Ianandhelena share one pair of false teeth and play Rock-Paper-Scissors every morning to determine who gets them.

you've been spying through our window!!

harrip Jan 21st 2011 2:10 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 
ianandhelena not only contain traces of nut but are in fact nuts. Ian is a Brazil Nut from Bolivia and Helena a rather exotic Chinese Chestnut.

Sherlock Holmes Jan 21st 2011 11:35 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by harrip (Post 9119801)
ianandhelena not only contain traces of nut but are in fact nuts. Ian is a Brazil Nut from Bolivia and Helena a rather exotic Chinese Chestnut.

Harrip can't spell. His name is actaully Harrop.

ianandhelena Jan 22nd 2011 5:53 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 
Alistair Boyle is a secret anagram of Fanny Cradock, and she wants to cook souvlaki naked onstage at Glastonbury.

Bernieboy Jan 22nd 2011 6:29 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 
Ianandhelen think they are the posh n becks of BE and keep telling people they are personal friends of THE BARFLY:rolleyes:

ianandhelena Jan 22nd 2011 6:49 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 
Bernie Barfly is an anagram of blab refinery, and they wish they were an anagram of sickly purses (you may need an anagram finder to find out what i wanted to put!! it's rude!!)

Bernieboy Jan 22nd 2011 9:55 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by ianandhelena (Post 9121137)
Bernie Barfly is an anagram of blab refinery, and they wish they were an anagram of sickly purses (you may need an anagram finder to find out what i wanted to put!! it's rude!!)

Ianandhelena should NOT speak their mind and tell me WTF they are talking about:p


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