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Pollyana Sep 7th 2010 1:18 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8831799)
Paulry knows that BB is a peace lovng kinda fella and will forgive him for his discretion:thumbup:

Bernie is now hoping that he removed all his underwear before Polly got her hands on his microwave for sock-drying purposes, just in case his pants end up on ebay :lol: :eek:

Bernieboy Sep 7th 2010 1:27 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8831823)
Bernie is now hoping that he removed all his underwear before Polly got her hands on his microwave for sock-drying purposes, just in case his pants end up on ebay :lol: :eek:

Polly knows that BB always goes commando.

Pollyana Sep 7th 2010 1:36 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8831841)
Polly knows that BB always goes commando.

BB doesn't have much choice since most of his underwear blew off the back desk when he lived in Queensland and is now being worn by local feral children

paulry Sep 7th 2010 2:08 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8831854)
BB doesn't have much choice since most of his underwear blew off the back desk when he lived in Queensland and is now being worn by local feral children

The feral children love the big flowery-patterned-sequined panties with strange dongles hanging from them. But the truth is Polly sold them to the ferals to pay rent for Bernie's foul-smelling microwave.

Sherlock Holmes Sep 7th 2010 4:29 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by paulry (Post 8831927)
The feral children love the big flowery-patterned-sequined panties with strange dongles hanging from them. But the truth is Polly sold them to the ferals to pay rent for Bernie's foul-smelling microwave.

Paulry is of this planet

Bernieboy Sep 7th 2010 5:23 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by alistairboyle (Post 8832158)
Paulry is of this planet

Alistair has been on this planet a looooonnnnnggggg time,since arriving from mars:D

paulry Sep 7th 2010 7:46 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8832277)
Alistair has been on this planet a looooonnnnnggggg time,since arriving from mars:D

Bernie was really an army cook and his biggest ever military skirmish was when he got his apron strings tangled with an egg whisk :p

Bernieboy Sep 7th 2010 8:02 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by paulry (Post 8832505)
Bernie was really an army cook and his biggest ever military skirmish was when he got his apron strings tangled with an egg whisk :p

Paulry is whisking himself up some trouble and is going to end up in BB's freezer.

Alfresco Sep 7th 2010 11:05 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8833424)
Paulry is whisking himself up some trouble and is going to end up in BB's freezer.

Bernie gets up at 4am for his own inspection, these days.

Bernieboy Sep 7th 2010 11:09 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by Alfresco (Post 8833690)
Bernie gets up at 4am for his own inspection, these days.

Alfresco thinks that 'happy jacks' is a massage parlour.

scottishcelts Sep 7th 2010 11:16 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8833696)
Alfresco thinks that 'happy jacks' is a massage parlour.

Berbie has a pierced cock. He ONLY uses ruby stones, as he wants to be like Mick Hucknell.

Bernieboy Sep 7th 2010 11:22 pm

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8833717)
Berbie has a pierced cock. He ONLY uses ruby stones, as he wants to be like Mick Hucknell.

SC has a pierced tongue but it doesn't stop her slabbering her pish patter esp when singing the sash.

Sherlock Holmes Sep 8th 2010 1:54 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8833728)
SC has a pierced tongue but it doesn't stop her slabbering her pish patter esp when singing the sash.

Bernie is from Veuns. A very small planet.:p

Pollyana Sep 8th 2010 2:10 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by alistairboyle (Post 8834061)
Bernie is from Veuns. A very small planet.:p

Alistair has a wide knowledge of the planet uranus which he acquired while visiting there in his spaceship yesterday :sneaky:

Sherlock Holmes Sep 8th 2010 2:12 am

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
 

Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8834079)
Alistair has a wide knowledge of the planet uranus which he acquired while visiting there in his spaceship yesterday :sneaky:

Polly knows all about the creatures thereof.


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