Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza
(Post 8806153)
Darling - whether I can speak 18 languages or not is beside the point. The point is that I don't go around "chatting men up". I wait until they approach me. I'm far too dignified to go around "chatting up" as you say.
Poll has got it wrong. It's really 20 langauges. She never listens properly when I tell her things. Always got that Ipod thingy in her ears. Lorna thinks she's real upper class , and above the likes of plebs like Poll :rofl: |
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Polly is a pretend Oz citizen and is planning on running for the next general election if Bernie lets her.
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by Alfresco
(Post 8814443)
Polly is a pretend Oz citizen and is planning on running for the next general election if Bernie lets her.
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8815506)
Alfresco is emigrating to Narnia so that he can boss around Polly the Witch and thus keep her under control and well-behaved......
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly
(Post 8815562)
Polly now wears a 'fat' suit because nobody reconises her anymore;)
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
[QUOTE=Pollyana;8815576]Bernie is going to buy me a second one for Christmas so I will have a variety of colours :lol:[/QUOTE
Polly knows Bernie Buddhist does'nt believe in xmas:p |
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
[QUOTE=Bernie Barfly;8815585]
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8815576)
Bernie is going to buy me a second one for Christmas so I will have a variety of colours :lol:[/QUOTE
Polly knows Bernie Buddhist does'nt believe in xmas:p |
Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
[QUOTE=Pollyana;8815591]
Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly
(Post 8815585)
Bernie doesn't realise he could buy it for my brithday then around the same time :rofl:
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Bernie is such an IT genius he doesn't have problem with quotes :rofl: :p
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8815611)
Bernie is such an IT genius he doesn't have problem with quotes :rofl: :p
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly
(Post 8815629)
Polly doesn't have anything worth quoting:p
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8815633)
Bernie hates the fact that now he's in London he can't listen to Polly's wittering in person as well as online :sneaky:
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by scottishcelts
(Post 8815679)
Polly witters and drools about skanky auld sweaty mingin men, whilst pished off her face on scrumpy.
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8815691)
Scottishcelts wants to come round and meet some of Polly's skanky old mingin men cos she likes that kind of bloke
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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by scottishcelts
(Post 8815697)
I'm soooooooooooo ovvvveeeeeeeeerrrrrrr seein Berbie the morning after a bad night on the town! :rofl:
SC is attacking the postman each day because she is sure Berbie has posted her some new M&S underwear :lol: |
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