Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Aug 21st 2010, 6:07 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Shirlw left her fishnet stockings,knickers and stilletos at mine last night,but didn't forget her payment.

Bernie is going to wear Shirlw's discarded clothes when he goes to work later........

Aug 21st 2010, 6:09 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bernie is going to wear Shirlw's discarded clothes when he goes to work later........

Polly is just jealous i can strut my stuff in stilettos without falling on my cute arse

Aug 21st 2010, 6:11 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Polly is just jealous i can strut my stuff in stilettos without falling on my cute arse

Polly would dispute the fact that BB has a cute arse

Aug 21st 2010, 6:34 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Polly would dispute the fact that BB has a cute arse

Polly knows as well as I do that Berbie has a cute ass seeing as how I saw it last night when I left the money behind.Little does BB know,I left it there on purpose because I nicked his Twiglets,pickles and TED's instead !!!!!!!!

Aug 21st 2010, 6:39 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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BB is such a generous person that he will forgive anyone that nicks his precious stash of goodies, including Shirlw even though her size 12 stilletoes don't fit him (and when he gets a delivery of Twisties he even shares them with his landlady

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Aug 21st 2010, 7:58 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pollyana

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Pollyana, isnt really a Mod, she's just pretending she is to make her seem more terrifying than she already is.

Aug 21st 2010, 8:09 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Pollyana, isnt really a Mod, she's just pretending she is to make her seem more terrifying than she already is.

Haunted is so named cos she has nightmares each night of some scary witch circling her house on a broomstick

Aug 21st 2010, 8:12 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Haunted is so named cos she has nightmares each night of some scary witch circling her house on a broomstick

yeah, my mum.

Aug 21st 2010, 8:23 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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yeah, my mum.

Haunted is my mum

Aug 21st 2010, 8:36 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Haunted is my mum

Haunted goes to kill herself right after she has fed Bernie to the Magpies

Aug 21st 2010, 9:14 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Haunted is now haunting.

Aug 21st 2010, 9:19 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Haunted is my mum

Hey, I thought I was your mum!

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Haunted is now haunting.

Bernie has rounded up the magpies and is turning them into a formidable fighting force

Aug 21st 2010, 10:22 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Polly is old enough to be my mum and right now my spec op magpies are flying south

Aug 21st 2010, 10:31 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Polly is old enough to be my mum and right now my spec op magpies are flying south

I certainly feel old enough at the moment

Bernie has tied little messages to the legs of the magpies cos he got confused and thought they were carrier pigeons!

Aug 21st 2010, 10:35 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

pollyana actually wants a cracker