Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Aug 10th 2010, 10:54 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by alipally

Pollyanna doesn't need Ann sSummers she just casts a spell to get what she wants!!!!

alipally 'turns tricks' on a Saturday night, every fortnight for her working mans club drinking money

Aug 10th 2010, 11:34 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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alipally 'turns tricks' on a Saturday night, every fortnight for her working mans club drinking money

SC is her pimp and is secretly siphoning off big bucks from alipaly's ho pension fund.

Aug 10th 2010, 12:52 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

SC is her pimp and is secretly siphoning off big bucks from alipaly's ho pension fund.

Berbie is a regular customer

Aug 10th 2010, 1:13 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Berbie is a regular customer

SC is writing out her wish list so Berbie can go shopping in New York and buy her some new lingerie

Aug 10th 2010, 1:17 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pollyana

SC is writing out her wish list so Berbie can go shopping in New York and buy her some new lingerie

...which is nowhere near as bad as getting him to check out the prices of oversized jars of pickled onions!

Aug 10th 2010, 1:20 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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...which is nowhere near as bad as getting him to check out the prices of oversized jars of pickled onions!

SC wears orange pants with KING BILLY on them

Aug 10th 2010, 1:28 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SC wears orange pants with KING BILLY on them

- only when av got diahorrea

Aug 10th 2010, 7:17 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts

- only when av got diahorrea

SC says "fill yer boots man" to everyone passing by her window,meanwhile outa sight prancing around in yellow polkadot wellies.

Aug 10th 2010, 7:22 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SC says "fill yer boots man" to everyone passing by her window,meanwhile outa sight prancing around in yellow polkadot wellies.

(She needs them after the amount of rain we got here last night

)

Shirlw is entering a karaoke competition tonight with a rendition of Sinatra's "New York, New York"

Aug 10th 2010, 7:32 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pollyana

(She needs them after the amount of rain we got here last night

)

Shirlw is entering a karaoke competition tonight with a rendition of Sinatra's "New York, New York"

Polly is going to play footsie with her imaginery friend in the office tonight.

Aug 10th 2010, 7:56 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by shirlw

Polly is going to play footsie with her imaginery friend in the office tonight.

Shirlw is meeting me in new york on friday dressed as a high class call girl but charging me mates rate of 50 bucks.................................for the whole weekend

Aug 10th 2010, 8:25 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Shirlw is meeting me in new york on friday dressed as a high class call girl but charging me mates rate of 50 bucks.................................for the whole weekend

berniebottybarfly is really dj squarepusher and works at the playboy mansion to earn some extra cash to pay for his expensive fetish for apple strudel ....... with custard!

Aug 12th 2010, 6:11 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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berniebottybarfly is really dj squarepusher and works at the playboy mansion to earn some extra cash to pay for his expensive fetish for apple strudel ....... with custard!

scottandsel tells the biggest and most rude lies on BE!

Strewth!!!

Aug 12th 2010, 6:16 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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scottandsel tells the biggest and most rude lies on BE!

Strewth!!!

Alfresco is totally organised and calm about his upcoming trip

Aug 12th 2010, 6:51 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pollyana

Alfresco is totally organised and calm about his upcoming trip

Polly has offered to do all of Alfresco's packing by flying accross the world on her magic brrooooooom and back again so that no-one notices she is missing from her desk.