Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Nov 5th 2016, 7:21 am

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InVinoVeritas

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by manekeniko

SoCalDon's hampsteads are possessed. They say evil things to him while soaking in the cup.

Manekeniko's hampsteads say some crazy things too. But only when she is wearing them.

Nov 5th 2016, 9:23 am

#4442

JC3

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by InVinoVeritas

Manekeniko's hampsteads say some crazy things too. But only when she is wearing them.

IVV has patented his design using his old hampsteads on a string to pick up his metal balls...err boules.
He had real teeth until he kissed Fanny’s bottom.

Nov 5th 2016, 8:56 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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IVV has patented his design using his old hampsteads on a string to pick up his metal balls...err boules.
He had real teeth until he kissed Fanny’s bottom.

JC3 has celery growing out of his ears.

Nov 5th 2016, 10:05 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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JC3 has celery growing out of his ears.

SoCalDon has tilled the soil and planted a dozen dinner rolls for next spring's crop. The citizens of SoCalDonistan love picking fresh rolls from the dinner roll tree.

Nov 6th 2016, 2:23 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by manekeniko

SoCalDon has tilled the soil and planted a dozen dinner rolls for next spring's crop. .....

Manekeniko enjoys a roll in the mud.

Nov 6th 2016, 11:57 am

#4446

JC3

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Manekeniko enjoys a roll in the mud.

Pulaski wants a roll in the hay with Sherry, Brandie’s Mum.

Nov 6th 2016, 12:06 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Pulaski wants a roll in the hay with Sherry, Brandie’s Mum.

JC3 mistook straw for hay, and got a nasty skin irritation from his "rolling around" in the barn with a sheep.

Nov 6th 2016, 12:32 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

JC3 mistook straw for hay, and got a nasty skin irritation from his "rolling around" in the barn with a sheep.

Pulaski has moved his Penguin army and built a pirate base. This time off the coast of Oklahoma. The U.S Coast guard has setup a task force to try and deal with the Dread Pirate Pulaski and his marauding campaign but have thus far been unable to protect merchants from his love of booty.

Last edited by livinginnyc; Nov 6th 2016 at 12:34 pm. Reason: able to unable.etc stupid typos

Nov 9th 2016, 2:29 pm

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InVinoVeritas

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by livinginnyc

Livinginnyc has been toad-licking again

Nov 9th 2016, 2:39 pm

#4450

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Livinginnyc has been toad-licking again. .....

IVV puts a toad in each shoe before he goes to bed at night, so if an insect or spider crawls in, the toad will eat it.

Nov 11th 2016, 8:22 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

IVV puts a toad in each shoe before he goes to bed at night, so if an insect or spider crawls in, the toad will eat it.

Pulaski was the man responsible for introducing the cane toad into Australia.

Nov 11th 2016, 8:39 pm

#4452

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by SoCalDon

Pulaski was the man responsible for introducing the cane toad into Australia.

SoCalDon was the man responsible for introducing the cane toad into shoes.

Last edited by Pulaski; Nov 11th 2016 at 9:08 pm.

Nov 11th 2016, 9:51 pm

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JC3

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

SoCalDon was the man responsible for introducing the cane toad into shoes.

Pulaski was the man responsible for introducing the cane into afternoon tea in bed with Brandie

Nov 11th 2016, 10:17 pm

#4454

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by JC3

Pulaski was the man responsible for introducing the cane into afternoon tea in bed with Brandie

JC3 is a toad farmer.

Nov 12th 2016, 12:27 pm

#4455

JC3

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

JC3 is a toad farmer.

Pulaski is very busy digging a large hole to put them in, but can't keep up - the toads are multiplying faster than catholic rabbits.