Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Aug 15th 2016, 8:23 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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IVV was born fully clothed, with a wine glass in his hand. Science is still trying to figure this out.

Manekeniko was more moulded than born...

Aug 15th 2016, 11:20 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Manekeniko was more moulded than born...

SoCalDon had an operation last month to remove all his flesh and to replace with chocolate. Mrs SCD is quite happy as he is now very delicious but he does tend to melt when he goes out in the sun.

Aug 16th 2016, 12:01 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SoCalDon had an operation last month to remove all his flesh and to replace with chocolate. Mrs SCD is quite happy as he is now very delicious but he does tend to melt when he goes out in the sun.

bakedbean wears monkey onesies all the time.

Aug 16th 2016, 7:33 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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bakedbean wears monkey onesies all the time.

Alfresco has just returned from extensive cosmetic surgery, no longer antique, not even old - no facial expressions either

Aug 16th 2016, 8:40 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Alfresco has just returned from extensive cosmetic surgery, no longer antique, not even old - no facial expressions either

As he got older InVinoVeritas replaced the wine glass with a jeroboam and drinks straight from the bottle. If there's an R in the month he switches to a salmanazar. He hates summer.

Aug 16th 2016, 10:35 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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As he got older InVinoVeritas replaced the wine glass with a jeroboam and drinks straight from the bottle. If there's an R in the month he switches to a salmanazar. He hates summer.

JC3 hates summer because he gets through a Melchizedek of deodorant every day...

Aug 16th 2016, 2:20 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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JC3 hates summer because he gets through a Melchizedek of deodorant every day...

SoCalDon loves summer. Unfortunately he only has two bottles of roll-on deodorant used so infrequently his balls have stuck solid.

Aug 17th 2016, 12:42 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

JC3 loves spring the most, he used to be a shepherd and was once told by the farmer to shear the sheep - unfortunately JC3 is a tad dyslexic.

Aug 17th 2016, 1:19 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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JC3 loves spring the most, he used to be a shepherd and was once told by the farmer to shear the sheep - unfortunately JC3 is a tad dyslexic.

IVV may mock and flock. But the last time I met him out in the fields, I shouted across "You shearing?"
"No" he shouted "I'm having these two myself"

Aug 17th 2016, 10:29 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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IVV may mock and flock. But the last time I met him out in the fields, I shouted across "You shearing?"
"No" he shouted "I'm having these two myself"

JC3 doesn't seem well versed in shagging sheep.

Aug 18th 2016, 1:07 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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JC3 doesn't seem well versed in shagging sheep.

SoCalDon is the poet laureate

Aug 18th 2016, 2:49 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SoCalDon is the poet laureate

JC3 offers callers every delight known to man for $6 a minute.

Aug 18th 2016, 4:12 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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JC3 offers callers every delight known to man for $6 a minute.

Manekeniko is sore because JC3 only pays her $3 per minute to work for him. This is because she only does about half of the delights known to man

Aug 18th 2016, 4:40 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Manekeniko is sore because JC3 only pays her $3 per minute to work for him. This is because she only does about half of the delights known to man

SoCalDon gets paid $5.50, and is also sore, only for other reasons.

Aug 18th 2016, 9:30 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SoCalDon gets paid $5.50, and is also sore, only for other reasons.

JC3 is not solely responsible for the anal nature of this thread.