Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Jul 25th 2016, 10:29 am

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JC3

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by bakedbean

JC3 is not bonkers.

Nor is bakedbean.

Jul 25th 2016, 11:22 am

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Pulaski

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by JC3

Nor is bakedbean.

JC3 cleans his windows using bacon grease.

Jul 25th 2016, 12:17 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

JC3 cleans his windows using bacon grease.

Pulaski is an insect whisperer.

Jul 25th 2016, 2:02 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Vitalstatistix

Pulaski is an insect whisperer.

Vitalstatistix is a fan of Gordon Sumner.

Jul 25th 2016, 2:12 pm

#4040

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

Vitalstatistix is a fan of Gordon Sumner.

Pulaski's membership with BE is all a mistake. He thought he was joining a site called "Brutish Expats."

Jul 26th 2016, 2:36 am

#4041

JC3

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by manekeniko

Pulaski's membership with BE is all a mistake. He thought he was joining a site called "Brutish Expats."

Gandhi said to Manekeniko: "Don't worry. Man's nature is not essentially evil. Brute nature has been known to yield to the influence of love.”
And so it is that Manekeniko womanfully struggles on.

Jul 26th 2016, 2:45 am

#4042

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by JC3

JC3 likes two shots of brandy in his morning coffee, to "set him up for the day".

Jul 27th 2016, 10:35 am

#4043

JC3

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

JC3 likes two shots of brandy in his morning coffee, to "set him up for the day".

To set him up for the evening, Pulaski prefers afternoon tea in bed, with Brandie.

Jul 28th 2016, 3:29 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by JC3

To set him up for the evening, Pulaski prefers afternoon tea in bed, with Brandie.

Cockroaches are a delicacy in JC3's house.

Jul 28th 2016, 3:37 am

#4045

Pulaski

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Alfresco

Cockroaches are a delicacy in JC3's house.

Alfresco breeds cockroaches in trays he keeps under his bed.

Jul 28th 2016, 3:50 am

#4046

JC3

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

Alfresco breeds cockroaches in trays he keeps under his bed.

Brandie is on the tray in Pulaski's bed

Jul 28th 2016, 3:52 am

#4047

Pulaski

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by JC3

Brandie is on the tray in Pulaski's bed

JC3 designs exotic lingerie in his spare time.

Jul 28th 2016, 4:11 am

#4048

Alfresco

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

JC3 designs exotic lingerie in his spare time.

Pulaski weighs 80 Kilograms on Mars.

Jul 28th 2016, 4:14 am

#4049

JC3

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Alfresco

Pulaski weighs 80 Kilograms on Mars.

Alfresco is JC3's worst customer, always trying to barter his stale cockroaches for JC3's wonderful exotic lingerie

Last edited by JC3; Jul 28th 2016 at 4:17 am.

Jul 28th 2016, 12:32 pm

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manekeniko

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by JC3

Alfresco is JC3's worst customer, always trying to barter his stale cockroaches for JC3's wonderful exotic lingerie

JC3 taught his pet cockroach to sing Abba's greatest hits, and is trying to get him an agent as we speak.