Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Jan 27th 2016, 2:18 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by paulry

Bakedbean has got the stretcher ready for when Serena Williams falls on SoCalDon

paulry will be sending all of his mates at The Barbie a big Valentine's Day heart filled with chocolate. (Thank you, paulry!)

Jan 28th 2016, 5:09 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by manekeniko

paulry will be sending all of his mates at The Barbie a big Valentine's Day heart filled with chocolate. (Thank you, paulry!)

Manekeniko can drive her car whilst doing the splits. She had it specially adapted.

Jan 28th 2016, 3:45 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by SoCalDon

Manekeniko can drive her car whilst doing the splits. She had it specially adapted.

SoCalDon go stuck in Manekeniko's car when he tried to do the splits in it. To extricate him, the fire brigade had to split the car in half while Manekeniko looked on in tears.

Feb 1st 2016, 7:42 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SoCalDon go stuck in Manekeniko's car when he tried to do the splits in it. To extricate him, the fire brigade had to split the car in half while Manekeniko looked on in tears.

paulry had has knees liposuctioned, and believes he looks sexy now in his lederhosen.

Feb 4th 2016, 8:14 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by manekeniko

paulry had has knees liposuctioned, and believes he looks sexy now in his lederhosen.

Manekeniko is considering having an operation to remove the two red pointy bits situated on top of her head.

Feb 4th 2016, 8:36 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by bakedbean

Manekeniko is considering having an operation to remove the two red pointy bits situated on top of her head.

Bakedbean is Manekeniko's twin sister but she chose to paint herself black instead.

Feb 9th 2016, 10:08 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bakedbean is Manekeniko's twin sister but she chose to paint herself black instead.

Paulry walks on his hands whilst shopping in supermarkets. He holds the basket with his teeth.

Feb 9th 2016, 10:59 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by SoCalDon

Paulry walks on his hands whilst shopping in supermarkets. He holds the basket with his teeth.

SoCalDon has a turbo charged supermarket trolley and whizzes up,and down the aisles like Lewis Hamilton.

Feb 9th 2016, 11:17 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SoCalDon has a turbo charged supermarket trolley and whizzes up,and down the aisles like Lewis Hamilton.

bakedbean was rescued from the pot, planted and grew into a stalk that reached to the clouds.

Feb 12th 2016, 8:23 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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bakedbean was rescued from the pot, planted and grew into a stalk that reached to the clouds.

Manekeniko was a famous brain surgeon in a previous life.

Feb 13th 2016, 8:27 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Manekeniko was a famous brain surgeon in a previous life.

When bakedbean lived in New York, she was actually a broad bean.

Feb 13th 2016, 8:34 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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When bakedbean lived in New York, she was actually a broad bean.

Alfresco has agoraphobia.

Feb 13th 2016, 10:11 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Alfresco has agoraphobia.

Pulaski has Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

Feb 13th 2016, 10:21 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Pulaski has Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

Bakedbean is verbose

Feb 13th 2016, 10:39 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pulaski

Bakedbean is verbose

Pulaski sold a piece of toast with an image of the sainted virgin on eBay for $36,826. The dog got to it before he could ship it out.