scottishcelts

bakedbean

Scottishcelts is opening up a haggis factory on the outskirts of Brisbane, producing a variety of different haggissssses to cater for all Aussie tastes.

paulry

Aye, and Bakedbean has developed a false Scottish accent in order to secure the job as the senior buyer at Scottishcelts' haggis factory, and now plans to ensure that the haggis ingredients are all imported from England.

Gozit

And paulry has made plans to open a haggis factory of his own which imports its ingredients from South Africa.

paulry

Meanwhile, Gozit has a scheme to sell all the cheap haggises that have suddenly appeared on the market to the Maltese.

Gozit

Paulry tries to sell them his more expensively priced ones, but the Maltese are cheap so they prefer the cheaper ones

paulry

Malta is beginning to sink into the Mediterranean from the weight of all the haggises Gozit is importing there

Gozit

As a result, many Maltese are now migrating to South Africa and have taken over Cape Town and turned it into a Maltese enclave of sorts

bakedbean

Gozit has had amnesia for quite a while but woke up this morning and realised that he was actually Brad Pitt and is rushing off to the airport now to be reunited with Angie and the kids.

scottishcelts

Gozit is now on his way to scottishcelt's hoose.

Gozit

And because of Gozit's charmingness, scottishcelts has actually decided to vote NO in the referendum

DeadVim

Gozit is the only poster with a less appealing name than mine.

paulry

from now on DeadVim wishes to be known as LiveAjax

bakedbean

Paulry wishes to be known as Mabel.

Gozit

bakedbean wishes to be known as friedchicken