rasen78

Paulry is so jealous of the marvellous weather we have been experiencing in the UK, he is booking a one way ticket back, First-Class.

scottishcelts

Rasen actually now looks like her avatar, due to the complicated but well worth it (her words not mine) cosmetic surgery she has endured over the last few years.

rasen78

SCs plans to obtain an Honour from her Maj have been severely thwarted following her untimely attempt to seduce Harry. The 'gentleman' she inadvertently fondled has finally decided not to press charges.

Bernieboy

Rasen has been heard telling her lady friends that the 50cc scooter she passed her test on was the most powerful thing she's had between her legs in years

rasen78

That's no lie

Bernie was considering a move to Sark, until he learned there is no motorised transport there. Having to walk everywhere would take Bernie at least twice as long cos his ickle legs would have to move twice as quick

paulry

Rasen and family got on the wrong plane so are starting their new lives in Mumbai instead.

Alfresco

Paulry is trying to preserve the lovely cold temps in Can-brrrrr-a for as long as possible so he doesn't have ride his motorbike.

rasen78

Alfresco decided to have his teeth whitened ala his avatar. He really does have a blinding smile

Alfresco

Rasen & R (something or other) wanted to live in tropical Darwin, but because of all their smelly socks at the airport, they were all diverted to Adelaide, permanently.

old.sparkles

Alfresco was expelled from school for biting!

commonwealth

unaustralian

WestLondonWelshman

Which sums up 99.5% of Australia's non-indigenous population...

Kelli28

WLWM is as confused as a cow on AstroTurf

Alfresco

Kelly lives in Julydalup.

commonwealth

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