saturdays joke
Mar 4th 2006, 9:23 am
#16
DAMN.........I'M GOOD
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Re: saturdays joke
Originally Posted by WendyC
A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack". The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"
The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having sex with her."
The bartender says "Geez, what did you say."
The man says " I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"
The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having sex with her."
The bartender says "Geez, what did you say."
The man says " I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"
Mar 4th 2006, 9:25 am
#17
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Re: saturdays joke
Originally Posted by BRICKY ADE
Fuukin super wends.......sick, but super !!
I know it's sick, but didn't half make me laugh
Mar 4th 2006, 9:33 am
#18
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Joined: Aug 2005
Location: Sydney
Posts: 6,241
Re: saturdays joke
Originally Posted by WendyC
I know it's sick, but didn't half make me laugh
Now, where's the cat gone 
