Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.

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Mar 19th 2009, 5:32 pm

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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.

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5.09pm: See a pretty girl on her lonesome. Lose friend and cardi.
5.11pm: Approach girl and take an interest in her figure, sorry, her mind.
5.15pm: Recite from her book until she falls under your spell. Then discuss Shakespeare...and the option of shagging.
5.21pm: Remove her sunglasses.
5.23pm: Gaze into her soul.
5.25pm: Bingo. The award-winning dinkle strikes again.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2329339.ece

You read The Sun !!!!!!!

Mar 19th 2009, 5:35 pm

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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders

by the looks of your pic though he wears the same amount of make-up and has the same hair-do as you

true, true

Mar 19th 2009, 5:38 pm

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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.

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You read The Sun !!!!!!!

I miss the tits.

Mar 19th 2009, 6:14 pm

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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.

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I pulled my wife in under twenty pints which i thought was good going

I take it she was drinking them?

Mar 19th 2009, 6:23 pm

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yeah she must have been completely bladdered

Mar 19th 2009, 6:29 pm

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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.

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I think the guy is a complete twat

Have to agree. Can't see anything attractive about him at all, especially his hair. Don't mind a bit of rough but can't be doing with dirt and he looks grubby. Mind you, I probably do sod all for him so no worries

Mar 19th 2009, 6:33 pm

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Mind you, I probably do sod all for him so no worries

I think he's more a quantity not quality kind of bloke, I'm not saying that you aren't quality though.

The type of bloke who'd shag a barber's floor or a mug (if it had a crack in it).

Mar 19th 2009, 6:36 pm

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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.

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i think hes lovely
dont know why - but i do - infact yesterday i brought his bookywooky to read on holiday

Mar 19th 2009, 6:38 pm

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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.

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I think he's more a quantity not quality kind of bloke, I'm not saying that you aren't quality though.

The type of bloke who'd shag a barber's floor or a mug (if it had a crack in it).

I think you got away with that one

Mar 19th 2009, 6:40 pm

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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.

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i think hes lovely
dont know why - but i do - infact yesterday i brought his bookywooky to read on holiday

I like him as well. There is definately something about him. I wouldn't say he was good looking in a conventional way but IMO there's something a bit sexy about him. If you ever watched his stand up he's very clever and I find him enthralling when he's on stage.