Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.
Mar 19th 2009, 1:32 pm
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Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.
5.09pm: See a pretty girl on her lonesome. Lose friend and cardi.
5.11pm: Approach girl and take an interest in her figure, sorry, her mind.
5.15pm: Recite from her book until she falls under your spell. Then discuss Shakespeare...and the option of shagging.
5.21pm: Remove her sunglasses.
5.23pm: Gaze into her soul.
5.25pm: Bingo. The award-winning dinkle strikes again.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2329339.ece
5.11pm: Approach girl and take an interest in her figure, sorry, her mind.
5.15pm: Recite from her book until she falls under your spell. Then discuss Shakespeare...and the option of shagging.
5.21pm: Remove her sunglasses.
5.23pm: Gaze into her soul.
5.25pm: Bingo. The award-winning dinkle strikes again.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2329339.ece
Mar 19th 2009, 1:38 pm
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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.
5.09pm: See a pretty girl on her lonesome. Lose friend and cardi.
5.11pm: Approach girl and take an interest in her figure, sorry, her mind.
5.15pm: Recite from her book until she falls under your spell. Then discuss Shakespeare...and the option of shagging.
5.21pm: Remove her sunglasses.
5.23pm: Gaze into her soul.
5.25pm: Bingo. The award-winning dinkle strikes again.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2329339.ece
5.11pm: Approach girl and take an interest in her figure, sorry, her mind.
5.15pm: Recite from her book until she falls under your spell. Then discuss Shakespeare...and the option of shagging.
5.21pm: Remove her sunglasses.
5.23pm: Gaze into her soul.
5.25pm: Bingo. The award-winning dinkle strikes again.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2329339.ece
he looks like he needs a good wash!!must have a big one that all i can think of he must have whispered its 12 inches in her ear
Mar 19th 2009, 1:41 pm
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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.
Mar 19th 2009, 1:42 pm
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Mar 19th 2009, 1:45 pm
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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.
5.09pm: See a pretty girl on her lonesome. Lose friend and cardi.
5.11pm: Approach girl and take an interest in her figure, sorry, her mind.
5.15pm: Recite from her book until she falls under your spell. Then discuss Shakespeare...and the option of shagging.
5.21pm: Remove her sunglasses.
5.23pm: Gaze into her soul.
5.25pm: Bingo. The award-winning dinkle strikes again.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2329339.ece
5.11pm: Approach girl and take an interest in her figure, sorry, her mind.
5.15pm: Recite from her book until she falls under your spell. Then discuss Shakespeare...and the option of shagging.
5.21pm: Remove her sunglasses.
5.23pm: Gaze into her soul.
5.25pm: Bingo. The award-winning dinkle strikes again.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2329339.ece
Mar 19th 2009, 1:53 pm
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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.
Well he has no sachs appeal to Andrew.
Mar 19th 2009, 1:54 pm
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Mar 19th 2009, 1:55 pm
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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.
I pulled my wife in under twenty pints which i thought was good going
Mar 19th 2009, 2:33 pm
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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.
Saw him on TV the other night. Funny though, if you washed and brushed that hair of his, he wouldnt be half as funny to the average Aussie.
He is quick-witted though, even though he has terrorist eyebrows. You spend long enough in this country, you forget what 'funny' actually is.
Carl Barron is my favourite Aussie funny man but he hasnt had new material for a while.
He is quick-witted though, even though he has terrorist eyebrows. You spend long enough in this country, you forget what 'funny' actually is.
Carl Barron is my favourite Aussie funny man but he hasnt had new material for a while.
Mar 19th 2009, 2:39 pm
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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.
He shocked our Team PA coming out of the loos the other morning when he was doing the rounds on the radio shows. She was coming out of the female loos at the same time as he was coming out of the gents. Apparently he looked an utter mess and she genuinely could not see why he scores so well.
Mar 19th 2009, 3:29 pm
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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.
well Aussie women probably aren't used to an opening chat-up line not containing "Fancy a root?"
Mar 19th 2009, 4:16 pm
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Re: Russell Brand pulls Aussie girl in under 20 minutes.
I think the guy is a complete twat 
Mar 19th 2009, 5:25 pm
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