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Bix Feb 20th 2007 1:21 am

Rude customers
 

An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".

The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, .................


"I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

curly Feb 20th 2007 1:27 am

Re: Rude customers
 

Originally Posted by Bix (Post 4431321)
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".

The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, .................


"I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

:rofl:
PMSL :rofl:

thewoodz Feb 20th 2007 1:33 am

Re: Rude customers
 
OMG that is soooo good - i just hope i can offer such good customer service should it ever be required:rofl:

TruBrit Feb 20th 2007 1:35 am

Re: Rude customers
 
that's an urban legend and been around for a long time ;)

http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnoxious.asp

samnsam Feb 20th 2007 1:45 am

Re: Rude customers
 

Originally Posted by TruBrit (Post 4431362)
that's an urban legend and been around for a long time ;)

http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnoxious.asp

PMSL:rofl:

Bix Feb 20th 2007 1:51 am

Re: Rude customers
 

Originally Posted by TruBrit (Post 4431362)
that's an urban legend and been around for a long time ;)

A bit like me then :D

TruBrit Feb 20th 2007 1:52 am

Re: Rude customers
 

Originally Posted by Bix (Post 4433104)
A bit like me then :D

and me too that's how i knew about it ;)

i used to work for an airline and i could well belive this to be true :D

Cam1977 Feb 20th 2007 6:13 am

Re: Rude customers
 
It's a bit like the "Thin Blue Line" episode when a group of pissed young upper class twits are dragged in to police station.

Upper class twit: Listen, do you know who my father is?
Police woman: No, I'm sorry sir. I don't think I can help you with that one.

thepomandozzy Feb 20th 2007 8:17 am

Re: Rude customers
 
PMSL :rofl:

oliverandlisa Feb 20th 2007 8:54 am

Re: Rude customers
 

Originally Posted by thepomandozzy (Post 4434573)
PMSL :rofl:

love it! ROFL

helsbels1975 Feb 20th 2007 8:56 am

Re: Rude customers
 
Haven't laughed so much in ages !!

Beki-B Feb 20th 2007 9:32 am

Re: Rude customers
 
BIX, I like her gumph! I WANT some!:lol:

:p I think they've knicked some of our smilies :huh:

Bexie Feb 20th 2007 9:43 pm

Re: Rude customers
 
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbup: Ha Ha - good one!


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