Vim Fuego

I was just thinking that what with the rise of McMansions housing the ever-increasing girth of yer average Australian then maybe they would be useful.

wmoore

Like this?

Pollyana

Hope hes good at doing tight turns without bashing the furniture

JackTheLad

What every bloke says when they go to the A&E department

"I thought was a ride-on"

moneypenny20

It would need to be able to go upstairs as well then so you'd need a Stannah Stairlift for it.

Vim Fuego

Exactly like that, a John Deere/Dyson collaboration.

Or, I was cleaning it and I slipped.

Just get two, hey a plasma in every room, a hoover for every floor. Just ride from the TV to the Pajero and into work.

MartinLuther

I reckon you'd need the mulcher fitting with that otherwise there's be carpet fluff everywhere.

eddie007

went to look at a house with an in built/ automatic hoovering system in it.... I thought that you switched it on and it sucked everything in .... automatically

I was sucked in...

You still have to put a hose into the wall and do the bloody work, so whats the point?

Pollyana

I've got the perfect answer - get a husband like mine, he is convinced I'll break his iron and his vacuum cleaner if I use either of them, so prefers to do the work himself

I_Will_Freckle

OK, I'm in. Where can I get one?

Dorothy

I've got one of those. Mine even does the dishes because apparently I don't do them right either. After I found him re-folding his laundry because it wasn't the way he did it I told him he could do that too.

wmoore

Are you sure he's really a man? The real man's way of doing housework is badly. Then the wife / girlfriend / "life partner" says, 'oh for god's sake, let me do that'

ub40fan

Or you get an ex-army model! They have to be neat and presentable all the time (except when fishing) and so are more than willing and able to do their own stuff

He has even taught the boys how to iron things properly too!

Pollyana

ARe we sharing a husband?

Pollyana

He definitely a man I think his mother just taught him that if he did things a certain way, that way was correct. Because my way isn't exactly the same as hers, it must be kak Suits me, I always offer to do stuff but he won't let me, so I devote my time to hanging around on here instead