Originally Posted by Dreamy

Its okay, TP, no need for thanks. Cold hard cash will do.

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

Really? Don't know why. Got one earlier. Try again. I've probably ticked some box or something.

Originally Posted by haggis supper

I'll try again. Message said that TiddlyPom was not able to receive PM's or had disabled it. Then again perhaps I was doing something wrong...its not unknown for me to balls things up and blame others. Apparently.

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

Love the Seamus Heaney - presume he wrote that for his wife... Not sure I can do him though considering how his she died but I'll keep it in the file, thanks.

Dreamy... erm... thanks.

Originally Posted by steen1976

Actually I'm not sure the origins of why he wrote it but I wasn't aware his wife was dead??

I was married in Catholic church but I'm not religious and my family are not either and the priest read that as a non-religious reading and found it appropriate so I think it's OK

Originally Posted by Jan4kids

We had this at our Wedding:

http://www.poeticexpressions.co.uk/P...20Marriage.htm

Hope it hasn't been suggested before, as I haven't read all the posts on this thread.

Jan x

Originally Posted by bumble69

If you only want a shortie, I like this one....

I Wanna Be Yours... by John Cooper Clarke

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your raincoat
for those frequent rainy days
I wanna be your dreamboat
when you want to sail away
Let me be your teddy bear
take me with you anywhere
I don’t care
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your electric meter
I will not run out
I wanna be the electric heater
you’ll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion
hold your hair in deep devotion
Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean
that’s how deep is my devotion

Originally Posted by DeadVim

Nice!

I guess "I wanna Visa" doesn't cut it.

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

Aus Visa or credit card?

Originally Posted by DeadVim

The former definitely, with my track record

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

I wanna be your visa
So I can tease ya
With life by the beach....

Originally Posted by DeadVim

Gimme a Visa,
Before I have a siezure,
Or I'll ask Lisa.

Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

Oh, the Seamus Heaney of Australia...

Originally Posted by DeadVim

There was a man from Bris-bane,
Who tried to be funny again,
But as he typed, it came out shite,
In the main.