Raw Sausages
Jan 27th 2006 | 11:22 am
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Raw Sausages
My Ex-Australian Army Father-in-Law eats raw sausages.
You don't get much more Ozzified than that.
You don't get much more Ozzified than that.
Jan 27th 2006 | 11:28 am
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Re: Raw Sausages
Originally Posted by mackinnon
My Ex-Australian Army Father-in-Law eats raw sausages.
You don't get much more Ozzified than that.
You don't get much more Ozzified than that.
Jan 27th 2006 | 11:29 am
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Re: Raw Sausages
Originally Posted by manxfamily
Sounds nice. Can I ask why?
Because he's Australian!
Jan 27th 2006 | 11:30 am
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Re: Raw Sausages
Originally Posted by mackinnon
Why he eats raw sausages?
Because he's Australian!
Because he's Australian!
So when I go to my citizenship ceremony do I have to eat raw sausage to pass?
Jan 27th 2006 | 11:37 am
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Re: Raw Sausages
Originally Posted by manxfamily
Sound barking.
So when I go to my citizenship ceremony do I have to eat raw sausage to pass?
So when I go to my citizenship ceremony do I have to eat raw sausage to pass?
You may also be asked to kiss a dead fish, & you will definitely be asked why it is still possible for Coon Cheese to retain the same name.
Failing these, you will be forced to take the Barbie Test, the aim of which is to "impregnate" a sausage with as much carbonised carcinogens as you can within a minute, & shout "You stupid bloody woman" like Alf Stewart from Home & Away.
Jan 27th 2006 | 11:38 am
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Re: Raw Sausages
Originally Posted by mackinnon
If you will be going to settle in Western Australia, most definitely.
You may also be asked to kiss a dead fish, & you will definitely be asked why it is still possible for Coon Cheese to retain the same name.
Failing these, you will be forced to take the Barbie Test, the aim of which is to "impregnate" a sausage with as much carbonised carcinogens as you can within a minute, & shouting "You stupid bloody woman" like Alf Stewart from Home & Away.
You may also be asked to kiss a dead fish, & you will definitely be asked why it is still possible for Coon Cheese to retain the same name.
Failing these, you will be forced to take the Barbie Test, the aim of which is to "impregnate" a sausage with as much carbonised carcinogens as you can within a minute, & shouting "You stupid bloody woman" like Alf Stewart from Home & Away.
