a question for the ladies???
Nov 2nd 2006, 5:19 am
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Re: a question for the ladies???
Originally Posted by aston man
my Mrs reckons hes a dog but she would say that wouldn't she?is my Mrs telling porkies ????
sorry mate, someone had to break it to you
check her bag and see if she has any pooperscoopers in there. she might be using them as a contraception
Nov 2nd 2006, 5:47 am
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Re: a question for the ladies???
Originally Posted by aston man
can you please tell me as i cannot tell if a chap is good looking or not..
what is it with that Charlie stubbs in coronation street?how come all the ladies are mad for him?
my Mrs reckons hes a dog but she would say that wouldn't she?is my Mrs telling porkies ????
what is it with that Charlie stubbs in coronation street?how come all the ladies are mad for him?
my Mrs reckons hes a dog but she would say that wouldn't she?is my Mrs telling porkies ????
Nov 2nd 2006, 6:08 am
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Re: a question for the ladies???
Originally Posted by soapy
i think your mrs is taking him for walks and getting pumped in the park by him, all behind your back too
sorry mate, someone had to break it to you
check her bag and see if she has any pooperscoopers in there. she might be using them as a contraception
sorry mate, someone had to break it to you
check her bag and see if she has any pooperscoopers in there. she might be using them as a contraception
soapy you could have a point there,she keeps coming back with mud on her knees.i asked her about it the other day and she told me she had been collecting conkers..
Nov 2nd 2006, 6:25 am
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Re: a question for the ladies???
Originally Posted by aston man
soapy you could have a point there,she keeps coming back with mud on her knees.i asked her about it the other day and she told me she had been collecting conkers..
well, she got the conkers she was after
heres what to do. when u wake in the morning, get on all fours, lift you leg, and pish on her. see how she reacts to that. she might even lick your balls after
Nov 2nd 2006, 6:28 am
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Re: a question for the ladies???
Originally Posted by soapy
well, she got the conkers she was after
heres what to do. when u wake in the morning, get on all fours, lift you leg, and pish on her. see how she reacts to that. she might even lick your balls after
pmslnice one mate,you have put me in a good mood for the day,,shes in the kitchen now shall i try it??
Nov 2nd 2006, 6:32 am
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Re: a question for the ladies???
Originally Posted by Wendy
I think he's horrid
Nov 2nd 2006, 6:36 am
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Re: a question for the ladies???
Originally Posted by aston man
pmslnice one mate,you have put me in a good mood for the day,,shes in the kitchen now shall i try it??
if she has a problem with it, just shit on the kitchen floor and leave her to clean it up
Nov 2nd 2006, 6:39 am
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Re: a question for the ladies???
Originally Posted by soapy
might as well
if she has a problem with it, just shit on the kitchen floor and leave her to clean it up
if she has a problem with it, just shit on the kitchen floor and leave her to clean it up
shes sitting by the kids so i wont be able to pish on her,,
her goes,,,,,,,,,,,,
Nov 2nd 2006, 6:44 am
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Re: a question for the ladies???
Originally Posted by aston man
hang on then mate,i'm bollocko anyway as i kipped on settee all night,she kipped with the dog????
shes sitting by the kids so i wont be able to pish on her,,
her goes,,,,,,,,,,,,
shes sitting by the kids so i wont be able to pish on her,,
her goes,,,,,,,,,,,,
soaps i did do it and thats the truth,she just stared at me in amazement and just said
"what are you doing you nutter?are you alright?"
my 8 year old daughter said "hes doing a dare on the internet"
strange but true..
Nov 2nd 2006, 6:48 am
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Re: a question for the ladies???
Originally Posted by aston man
soaps i did do it and thats the truth,she just stared at me in amazement and just said
"what are you doing you nutter?are you alright?"
my 8 year old daughter said "hes doing a dare on the internet"
strange but true..
"what are you doing you nutter?are you alright?"
my 8 year old daughter said "hes doing a dare on the internet"
strange but true..
im glad it wasnt a double dare
Nov 2nd 2006, 1:00 pm
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Re: a question for the ladies???
[QUOTE=lollyno1]
I did say that type are only good to keep as a fantasy, or act out a fantasy your not suppose to stay with em 
that type would end up cheating on you anyway so you dump em before they get the chance.
Originally Posted by zig_zag
Maybe its that SOME women like a man who knows what he wants, how to get it, and knows how its done and takes full control
i was seeing a bloke for two years who knew what he wanted, how to get it, knew how it was done and took full control...didnt work out..he was a self opinionated arse..lol good job he lived a couple of hours away.
Anothe bloke i was seeing for a while, couldnt make a decision to save his life..lol..that lasted 5 years..
Now im single..yipeee...best way.
As for Charlie, he got something in his looks that would attract me, but id slap him silly if he acted like that to me.
i was seeing a bloke for two years who knew what he wanted, how to get it, knew how it was done and took full control...didnt work out..he was a self opinionated arse..lol good job he lived a couple of hours away.
Anothe bloke i was seeing for a while, couldnt make a decision to save his life..lol..that lasted 5 years..
Now im single..yipeee...best way.
As for Charlie, he got something in his looks that would attract me, but id slap him silly if he acted like that to me.
that type would end up cheating on you anyway so you dump em before they get the chance.
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Nov 2nd 2006, 1:42 pm
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Re: a question for the ladies???
He does nothing for me 
I find him irritating.
I find him irritating.
Nov 2nd 2006, 1:53 pm
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Re: a question for the ladies???
I would much rather shag Bradley Walsh
Nov 2nd 2006, 1:57 pm
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Re: a question for the ladies???
Originally Posted by northernbird
I would much rather shag Bradley Walsh
I've always liked Nicholas Lyndhurst myself....no, I don't know why either.
Nov 2nd 2006, 2:00 pm
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Re: a question for the ladies???
Originally Posted by busterboy
Yeeeeeeeukk!
I've always liked Nicholas Lyndhurst myself....no, I don't know why either.
I've always liked Nicholas Lyndhurst myself....no, I don't know why either.