Originally Posted by slapphead_otool

There would be a queue, and BE members would be well down the list.

I don't think any of them could do it anyway, they would be too busy posting about how expensive the ammunition was here compared to the UK.

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders

my bet is the men would be lining up to blow your brains out and the women would be queuing to shoot your nads off

Originally Posted by slapphead_otool

No idea why you have that idea?

I think my ex wife might get a shot in or two though

Either way, better to live life to the full and smell the cordite than smell your own colostomy bag.

Originally Posted by Bernieboy

I wouldn't miss

Originally Posted by slapphead_otool

I never do