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Originally Posted by steve`o
one extreme to the other
first we are licking coal dust for tea
and now we want a twenty quid taxi fare for sex
whatever next
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first we are licking coal dust for tea
and now we want a twenty quid taxi fare for sex
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Hell twenty quid, do you think i'd get as much as that, the taxi should be about 10 quid, so i could skim a tenner
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Originally Posted by Margaret2
Hell twenty quid, do you think i'd get as much as that, the taxi should be about 10 quid, so i could skim a tenner ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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trafford to warrington deffo a twenty quider
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what was that joke about the woman who had to sell her body, she came home after her night on the streets and her husband asked her how she got on she said i made $310.10c
The husband says who the hell gave you 10c? She answered they all did.
The husband says who the hell gave you 10c? She answered they all did.
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Originally Posted by Bordy
Just sell your body Margaret. I'm sure you will be loaded after 6 months. ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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Originally Posted by tucs
what was that joke about the woman who had to sell her body, she came home after her night on the streets and her husband asked her how she got on she said i made $310.10c
The husband says who the hell gave you 10c? She answered they all did.![Beer](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/beer.gif)
The husband says who the hell gave you 10c? She answered they all did.
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well.......we are poor!
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Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
think that woman was me! :scared:
well.......we are poor!![Sad](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sad.gif)
well.......we are poor!
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What you gave her 10 cents or you made the 10 cents!
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Originally Posted by Stitch
What you gave her 10 cents or you made the 10 cents!
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Cheers
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Ginny I didn't give her the 10c.......I keep telling you......I am the poor one!
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Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
Ginny I didn't give her the 10c.......I keep telling you......I am the poor one! ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by WendyC
Just thought I'd share our Aussie house plans with you all, what do you think?? Do you think they'll let me have a pond (can't afford a pool)
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Originally Posted by Bordy
Just sell your body Margaret. I'm sure you will be loaded after 6 months. ![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
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Thanx, I think
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Originally Posted by Bordy
Except Sundays, hubby needs a walk then.
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Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
Looks a bit like a Wendy House if you ask me! ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by WendyC
Well we have to eat
I've got a spear for hubby so he can catch our tea.
Here's a piccy of him
I'm the one in the background collecting it all
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I've got a spear for hubby so he can catch our tea.
Here's a piccy of him
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And we thought you were the one at the front catching it
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Originally Posted by Margaret2
And we thought you were the one at the front catching it ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by soapy
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Originally Posted by renth
Or that newbie bloke, (was it Thebears??) moaning about the price of houses in Toorak. Or how he's got 2 BMWs and 4 holidays a year.
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