ahoy there me hearties!
cap'n gedge is the name
tis talk like a pirate day tis

recount me your sea tales, sing me a shanty
if you can't talk the talk, you'll be walking the plank

a pox on all landlubbers who ain't breathing rum fumes in 'ere
a dubloon for the best, to the poop deck with the rest of yers

yo ho ho and fair winds to ye

yo ho hum
and a bottle of rum

ah har wench, have you a chest of treasure for me?

no but she has a wooden leg

I've a few hidden gems....har

Gedge is the one with the wood

ooo arrr - but you have the parrat then lassie?

a fine pair of doubloons i reck'n

if it means she can't run so farrst i ain't got no quarrel with it

Birds are left to the men...my hearty.
I do have the curse of the pink pearl.

and a long john silver

that's what rope's for.

tis a curse to be sure
but it ain't no worse'n the black spot

That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

we arrgh the pirates of the temples of syrinx,
Argh all the gifts of life are kept down below