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ponyrama Jul 23rd 2010 4:03 am

Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
 
"Muuuuumm, quuuuuuick, gerrrra spooooon - meeee biscuitsssssss felll in me breeeeeeeeeeeew!"

demi Jul 23rd 2010 10:08 am

Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
 

Originally Posted by ponyrama (Post 8722067)
"Muuuuumm, quuuuuuick, gerrrra spooooon - meeee biscuitsssssss felll in me breeeeeeeeeeeew!"

stick your hand to try and get it
Agggggghhhhhhhh, baaaaaaassssssssstttttttttaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdddddd d


Dad: Coffee mate, coffee mate!
passport contro lman: i am not your f**kin mate

liverpool12 Jul 23rd 2010 10:55 am

Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
 
Got loads of faves, most of them said already but who remembers these?

"Who's that ringin this time a'night????"

The walking to the dance floor walk & Uncle Knobhead at the wedding.

"Get back yeh Bastard, i'll break yeh legs !!!"

Can you hear me noooow??

Corned Beef, why dont you try corrrrned beeef haaashh.....

Send the buggers back............send the buggers back..........

Absolute quality, often watch the Phoenix Nights & Peter Kay DVD's to have a giggle.

Cracking thead, laughed my head off remembering them all.

Cheers,


Rob
:rofl:

Still Game Jul 23rd 2010 10:59 am

Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
 
this thread is hilarious! One of my faves is the horse in series 1 I think. It gets drunk and starts humping the buckign bronco and Potter says "who taught him to do that?"

Still Game Jul 23rd 2010 11:00 am

Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
 
OH.. and the Dj 'what's your name son' ?
Ray, Ray-Von hilarious

Mr Kilt Jul 23rd 2010 11:00 am

Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
 
In his book "The Sound of Laughter" he is working in the local cash and it is getting robbed at gun point:

Robber: Everyone get down!!
Peter Kay: and Boogie?

True story apparetly. His book is a must read if you like any of his stuff.

liverpool12 Jul 23rd 2010 11:10 am

Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
 
The Quiz Night

Sneezy, dopey, bashful, we'll shit em!"

As you turn to me and say............my love............Walkin on the moon

Classic

ShoreyM Jul 23rd 2010 11:44 am

Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
 

Originally Posted by NELBHOY (Post 8718370)
Max, when describing his true love " She were a kind of midget"
Paddy replies "Aint that a Queen song?"

That's the one I was going to quote. Classic :thumbsup:

Kelli28 Jul 23rd 2010 11:52 am

Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
 

Originally Posted by spalen (Post 8717750)
At the end of the belgrano sisters episode (with the stolen 42" plasma in the caravan ) as credits roll and the van is rocking because paddy is "Watching" porn on the plasma above max's bed.

"Paddy has needs! "

"How dare you!"

Just watched it today, now have aching stomach muscles from laughing so much. Here's another from when discussing Magnet and Steel
Paddy: "Is he chinese"
Max: "no I only had a yellow felt tip"

Jaycee1 Jul 23rd 2010 1:11 pm

Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
 
I used to have this as a ringtone:

'Me biscuits fallin in me brew!'

As a northern girl I do miss Peter Kay and northern humour :(
But it's all I Blo@dy miss!! :rofl:
J x

Cheetah7 Jul 26th 2010 12:43 am

Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
 
I watched Max and Paddy last night 'I am talking a bit of female companionship, a bit of Brut, slappy chop chops'

:lol:

Bernieboy Jul 26th 2010 12:50 am

Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
 
The episode of Max n Paddy when Paddy has to explain to Max what Gary glitter and Michael jackson were up to:rofl:

demi Jul 26th 2010 9:33 am

Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8727963)
The episode of Max n Paddy when Paddy has to explain to Max what Gary glitter and Michael jackson were up to:rofl:

that was funny, Max somethimes does have the innocense of a child
* my auntie passed away a numebr of weeks ago and my brother helped sort out belongings and he found a old programme from a concert and who was it none other than Gary Glitter,
could not stop laughing :rofl:


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