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Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
Working the door at the Pheonix, Paddy turns to Max and says
"Prostitutes are rough in Amsterdam. When I was there they made me wash my old man in sink". Max looks quizically at Paddy and asks," You took your dad?" Brill!! This was just before the drunk midgets turn up and Max squinting into the distance asks " How far away are they?":rofl::rofl: |
Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
Max, when describing his true love " She were a kind of midget"
Paddy replies "Aint that a Queen song?" |
Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
Originally Posted by Pollyana
(Post 8716911)
"Don't do curry sauce mate"
"Don't do gravy" "Has tha' nowt moist" :"Do you want Piccalilli? I'd rather lick me own arsehole"" :lol: ''t'egypt...t'egypt ... thats how they pronounce it in bolton'' |
Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
In one of his stand-up shows:
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem?" |
Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
Originally Posted by NELBHOY
(Post 8718370)
Max, when describing his true love " She were a kind of midget"
Paddy replies "Aint that a Queen song?" |
Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
Originally Posted by spalen
(Post 8717750)
At the end of the belgrano sisters episode (with the stolen 42" plasma in the caravan ) as credits roll and the van is rocking because paddy is "Watching" porn on the plasma above max's bed.
"Paddy has needs! " "How dare you!" |
Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
Max trying to sweet talk a woman in his caravan
Max: I like to think of myself as a bit of a romantic. I like a girl with special needs. Girl: Ohhh, who is she? |
Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
(Post 8719222)
Max trying to sweet talk a woman in his caravan
Max: I like to think of myself as a bit of a romantic. I like a girl with special needs. Girl: Ohhh, who is she? |
Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
(Post 8719418)
I like the bit where Paddy goes for the interview as a porn star and all those hunky guys are there and its a gay porn film and hes dressed up as Willy Wanker and the chocolate factory. Then later in the van he couldnt drive over bumps as it hurt his arse.
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Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
i love it when Brian first see's the bucking bronco and his reasction is ace.
"i dont know the words to say, oh wait i know what the frig is it" |
Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
What about the sceen where they have the ann summers party and women behind the bar tries the loves eggs out, ha ha funny stuff.
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Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
One for all us expats.....
"Booked it, packed it, f@**@d off" |
Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
We have just watched Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere, where that guy at the Phoenix says 'I bit into a thin crust pizza and there it was, I saw the lords face in a pepperoni'
:rofl: |
Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
Originally Posted by kelli28
(Post 8716765)
From Phoenix nights " It's a 20ft cock and balls man " :rofl::rofl:
On hiring a bouncy castle for the kids discovered that she could hire an adult bouncy castle. What a great idea a big castle for the parents to have some fun on.She didn't have a clue and was completely mortified when it was inflated/erected. Aparently they do exist. |
Re: Peter Kay fans - your favourite quote
School dinner ladies "It's spitting!"
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