The perfect man (allegedly!)
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Re: The perfect man (allegedly!)
I like the way they title this "The perfect man"
As if he is a mythical solitary figure......kind of like a unicorn
As if he is a mythical solitary figure......kind of like a unicorn
#34
Re: The perfect man (allegedly!)
Also, how come gays didnt get a vote in this? Not gay myself but surely their input would count.
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Re: The perfect man (allegedly!)
Clothing company Austin Reed reckons that the perfect man does exist ( ). The company surveyed 2,000 British women and came up with a 30-point tick list of ideal male traits.
The perfect man is...
Not convinced myself, but then I've always had odd tastes!!!
The perfect man is...
- Six feet tall yes
- Muscly, toned and athletic well he was when he was younger
- Brown eyes yes, I think. Ooops just checked, Hazel
- Short dark hair I can't remember now
- Smart dress sense lol, how sweet
- A beer / lager drinker yes
- Non-smoker yes, for the past seven years
- Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper Sounds like Shane Warne so a definite no
- Gets ready in 17 minutes yes
- Stylish Snort
- Wants a family Well he's got one so I assume the answer is yes
- Earns £48,000 a year Change the pound sign to a dollar and we're closer
- Loves shopping Can't even spell the word
- Eats meat yes
- Clean shavengot a tache, sorry
- Smooth chest yes
- Watches soaps he uses it in the shower, does that count?
- Enjoys watching football He has no fricking clue
- Drives an Audi He spells it differently. He calls it a Masda
- Educated to degree level Fail
- Earns more than his other half Well duh! She's not working
- Jokes around and has a laugh Yes
- Sensitive when his wife/girlfirend is upset Probably, if he ever noticed
- Says 'I love you' only when he means it Means it as in 'you getting your tits out'? Yes
- Admits it when he looks at other women Doesn't need to, it's fairly obvious
- Holds a driving licence Yes
- Can swim Yes
- Can ride a bike Yes
- Can change a tyre Yes
- Rings mum regularly Providing his wife puts the number in and hits 'call' yes
Not convinced myself, but then I've always had odd tastes!!!