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Old May 13th 2012, 7:09 pm
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Originally Posted by slapphead_otool
The perfect woman:

1. Big tits.

I think that's about it.
Woohoo, that's me fitting the bill then (or J cup)
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Old May 13th 2012, 7:20 pm
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Originally Posted by rasen78
Woohoo, that's me fitting the bill then (or J cup)
Gentlemen - we have a winner.....
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Old May 13th 2012, 8:57 pm
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I like the way they title this "The perfect man"
As if he is a mythical solitary figure......kind of like a unicorn
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Old May 13th 2012, 9:07 pm
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Originally Posted by Luthien
I like the way they title this "The perfect man"
As if he is a mythical solitary figure......kind of like a unicorn
I liken it to a bunch of people selecting their favourite foods and then putting the top 5 ingredients on a plate. I hate to think what that would be like.

Also, how come gays didnt get a vote in this? Not gay myself but surely their input would count.
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Old May 13th 2012, 9:23 pm
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Originally Posted by knockoff nige
I liken it to a bunch of people selecting their favourite foods and then putting the top 5 ingredients on a plate. I hate to think what that would be like.

Also, how come gays didnt get a vote in this? Not gay myself but surely their input would count.
'GAYS' on BE,shocking,this wouldn't happen in the UK
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Old May 13th 2012, 9:42 pm
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Default Re: The perfect man (allegedly!)

Originally Posted by Luthien
I like the way they title this "The perfect man"
As if he is a mythical solitary figure......kind of like a unicorn
Bet unicorns are less hassle than men though......
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
Clothing company Austin Reed reckons that the perfect man does exist ( ). The company surveyed 2,000 British women and came up with a 30-point tick list of ideal male traits.

The perfect man is...
  1. Six feet tall yes
  2. Muscly, toned and athletic well he was when he was younger
  3. Brown eyes yes, I think. Ooops just checked, Hazel
  4. Short dark hair I can't remember now
  5. Smart dress sense lol, how sweet
  6. A beer / lager drinker yes
  7. Non-smoker yes, for the past seven years
  8. Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper Sounds like Shane Warne so a definite no
  9. Gets ready in 17 minutes yes
  10. Stylish Snort
  11. Wants a family Well he's got one so I assume the answer is yes
  12. Earns £48,000 a year Change the pound sign to a dollar and we're closer
  13. Loves shopping Can't even spell the word
  14. Eats meat yes
  15. Clean shavengot a tache, sorry
  16. Smooth chest yes
  17. Watches soaps he uses it in the shower, does that count?
  18. Enjoys watching football He has no fricking clue
  19. Drives an Audi He spells it differently. He calls it a Masda
  20. Educated to degree level Fail
  21. Earns more than his other half Well duh! She's not working
  22. Jokes around and has a laugh Yes
  23. Sensitive when his wife/girlfirend is upset Probably, if he ever noticed
  24. Says 'I love you' only when he means it Means it as in 'you getting your tits out'? Yes
  25. Admits it when he looks at other women Doesn't need to, it's fairly obvious
  26. Holds a driving licence Yes
  27. Can swim Yes
  28. Can ride a bike Yes
  29. Can change a tyre Yes
  30. Rings mum regularly Providing his wife puts the number in and hits 'call' yes

Not convinced myself, but then I've always had odd tastes!!!
He may not be perfect but then neither am I (just don't tell him, he's not worked it out yet.
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Old May 14th 2012, 1:34 am
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Default Re: The perfect man (allegedly!)

Originally Posted by knockoff nige
I liken it to a bunch of people selecting their favourite foods and then putting the top 5 ingredients on a plate. I hate to think what that would be like.

Also, how come gays didnt get a vote in this? Not gay myself but surely their input would count.
Come on Nigel, out of that closet
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