THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER…
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by
thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition,
blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained
17 kgs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from
secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets
to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower- alone
10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms


THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson
(bending over, naturally)
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

LMAO

My perfect day
8.30 am - get up and watch TV / play on PC
11.30 am - go to pub
3.30 pm - have something to eat
4.30 pm - have a nap
7.30 pm - go to pub
10.30pm - go to bed

I know that one

I hear charcoal tablets help fix that......

ewwwe what do u do wif em...eat em or stick em up yer arse

Depends on how kinky you are

Well Dagboy's day is right on track so far - although we are only up to 11.45 & the only crew he's likely to see naked on our boat are the little Dagboys after they take their swimmers off :scared:

So we shouldnt be expecting any posts from either of you around 12.15 then?

OK OK OK, Ive only just got back on here - so it was a little early, sheeeeeeeesh!

THE PERFECT DAY – A VARIATION FOR HIM and HER…



6:00 Alarm
6:15 Asks wife for blow job – told to go away
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section – get nagged for stinking toilet out
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast. Leave kitchen in mess
7:29 Tells wife of day out golf and fishing.
7:30 Limo arrives – Tells wife to get out and promises to take her out next week
7:40 Wife in tears rings Sister.
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport. Turns Off mobile phone so wife doesn’t ring him
8:10 Wife hangs up from talking to Sister – composed but very angry.
8:15 Extremely angry Wife finds that joint Credit Card (usually hidden) has fallen out of Husband’s wallet
8:30 Wife weigh-in 2 kg lighter than yesterday. Wife sends strange text message to husband to enjoy his day out
8:45 Wife has Breakfast —freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; opens catalogues- expensive jewellery to be chosen by self.

9:15 On flight in personal Lear jet- whilst getting blow job Husband reads text message from wife and decides that things can’t be all that bad. Mental note - must buy flowers… tomorrow
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club, play front nine (2 under par). Wife has light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer then gives him a blow job
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave from homosexual hairdresser who suggests that she should get out more. Arranges blind date for later in afternoon
11:45 Whilst husband is having a Lunch of steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon. Wife is having lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café (best friend is 20 year old male)
12:15 Wife’s gives best friend Blow job, before engaging in rampant monkey sex in every room of the house. Photo’s taken.
12:30 Husband play back nine (4 over)
2:00 Wife goes shopping: maxes out joint credit card
2:15 Husband takes Limo back to airport (several bourbons) and flies to Cairns – blow job on route - Checks mobile phone - Message from wife with photos.
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot. All female crew more interested in each other and Elle MacPherson cancels appointment.
4:00 Wife receives three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from blind date set up by Gay hairdresser
4:15 Wife gets massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body. Wife gives blow job and sends photos to husband
4:30 Fishing - Husband doesn’t catch anything except cold
5:00 Fly home, uncomfortable and rough massage and hand job by Elle MacPherson look a like (suspect it is transsexual)
6:00 Husband watches news at airport — wife seen in arms of visiting rock star
7:30 Husband can’t pay for Lear jet or Limo as credit card has been maxed out by wife
7:30 Wife has dinner for with rock star blind date followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers. Then goes backstage at concert…
9:00 Husband walks home from the airport
10:00 Rock Star has Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies – including wife
11:00 Still walking home Husband stops at traffic lights. Limo pulls up and wife in there. Tries to get in – wife gets rock star’s bodyguard to throw him out
12:00 Wife gets home - Laughs herself to sleep
1:50 Husband gets home to be greeted by dog

Just beautiful...karma sent....

am no answerin that one lmao

Its ok girl....ya dont need to!!! Soapy posted the pics on that 'other' thread the other day.....