Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
May 2nd 2006, 4:45 pm
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Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink and she orders him one. The bartender puts the following on the bar - a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.He puts the salt on his tongue. Salty but okay. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is okay. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .
In one second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend. She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called a Blow Job Revenge!"
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.He puts the salt on his tongue. Salty but okay. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is okay. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .
In one second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend. She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called a Blow Job Revenge!"
May 2nd 2006, 5:12 pm
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Re: Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
Originally Posted by Hels
A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink and she orders him one. The bartender puts the following on the bar - a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.He puts the salt on his tongue. Salty but okay. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is okay. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .
In one second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend. She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called a Blow Job Revenge!"
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.He puts the salt on his tongue. Salty but okay. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is okay. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .
In one second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend. She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called a Blow Job Revenge!"
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May 2nd 2006, 5:24 pm
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Re: Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
Originally Posted by MrsDagboy
LOL - nearly spat Bailey's salt & limejuice all over my screen .
.Dagboy got a day off then??
May 2nd 2006, 5:31 pm
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Re: Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
Brilliant !!
.....but for some unknown reason (and I'm not about to ask and interrogate why) the wife says she likes the "taste"
. So I just leave her to it as it saves on cleaning up the mess.
.....but for some unknown reason (and I'm not about to ask and interrogate why) the wife says she likes the "taste"
. So I just leave her to it as it saves on cleaning up the mess.
May 2nd 2006, 5:35 pm
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Re: Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
Originally Posted by BRICKY ADE
Brilliant !!
.....but for some unknown reason (and I'm not about to ask and interrogate why) the wife says she likes the "taste" . So I just leave her to it as it saves on cleaning up the mess.
.....but for some unknown reason (and I'm not about to ask and interrogate why) the wife says she likes the "taste"
. So I just leave her to it as it saves on cleaning up the mess. You been drinking lots of Choccie Milk???
May 2nd 2006, 5:37 pm
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Re: Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
Originally Posted by BRICKY ADE
Brilliant !!
.....but for some unknown reason (and I'm not about to ask and interrogate why) the wife says she likes the "taste" . So I just leave her to it as it saves on cleaning up the mess.
.....but for some unknown reason (and I'm not about to ask and interrogate why) the wife says she likes the "taste"
. So I just leave her to it as it saves on cleaning up the mess.
May 2nd 2006, 5:44 pm
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Re: Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
Originally Posted by BRICKY ADE
Brilliant !!
.....but for some unknown reason (and I'm not about to ask and interrogate why) the wife says she likes the "taste" . So I just leave her to it as it saves on cleaning up the mess.
.....but for some unknown reason (and I'm not about to ask and interrogate why) the wife says she likes the "taste"
. So I just leave her to it as it saves on cleaning up the mess. Sue
May 2nd 2006, 5:57 pm
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Re: Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
Originally Posted by gedge
Maybe she meant it tastes better than swallowing your verbal diarrhoea?
May 2nd 2006, 5:59 pm
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Re: Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
Originally Posted by BRICKY ADE
Wooohoooo.....somebody is soooo jealous....................
May 2nd 2006, 6:04 pm
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Re: Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
Pmsl :d
May 2nd 2006, 6:06 pm
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Re: Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
Originally Posted by Hels
Dagboy got a day off then??
Ooops!
May 2nd 2006, 6:06 pm
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Re: Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
Originally Posted by BRICKY ADE
Wooohoooo.....somebody is soooo jealous....................
May 2nd 2006, 8:26 pm
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Re: Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
Originally Posted by Andrew Cross
Jesus....thats the first time in my entire life a female has said they like the taste
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May 2nd 2006, 8:38 pm
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Re: Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
Pmsl, as soon as I read Salt, Baileys & Lime - I knew what the story was gonna be
May 2nd 2006, 8:41 pm
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Re: Pay backs are sweet...or is it sour??
Originally Posted by joho
I wanna know why she still does it
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