Urghh

Dear God, is there no depths these scum won't sink to?

Wait till you see the sex tape

Cant wack a bit of true love !

True. But not the kind of details that we expect from a former prime ministers wife.

It wouldn't seem so bad if she was a bit of a babe like Sam Cam. But Sam's better than that.

Was that necessary? I now need to scrub my brain and eyes out with soap.

After 12 hours on the floor at work, not achieving ONE single thing I set out to do today I thought my day couldn't get any worse...

But thanks guys.... It just did....

See, I should have been grateful for the crap day... Now I'm nauseous

For the love of Grud don't tell us what happened when you stayed with the Berlusconi's

*shudder*

They are doing live shows around the country:



Apparently Mr Bliar has a weapon of mass destruction but nobody has been able to find it.

Hes also known has the skidmarsehole, and she has the pub game of pub games, she can apparently remove your unopenable jar lids with her famous mouth

I wouldn't want her mouth anywhere close to any jar of mine, not unless it was a jar of axle grease or similar.

This one?



Look, forgive me, it's raining, I'm at a loose end, the kid has got a Bindi DVD going ... Not a sex tape I hasten to add ...

It can only be a matter of time......

Oh no! The link won't work for me.

But they promised me they wouldn't realease this over here and it would go straight to DVD.

Look, I am terribly ashamed, but I was in financial dire straits at the time, I had no where to go.

Oh the shame