Only three things in life are certain
Feb 23rd 2012 | 8:41 pm
#1
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Only three things in life are certain
Death, taxes and HOUSEWORK
Have started my housework avoidance thread a day early this week... FFS, I'm injured I dhouldnt be doing housework... Not even sitting on the bed sorting through my make up...
At least I now KNOW I dont need a trip to the clinique counter.... Nor Mac neither...
Have started my housework avoidance thread a day early this week... FFS, I'm injured I dhouldnt be doing housework... Not even sitting on the bed sorting through my make up...
At least I now KNOW I dont need a trip to the clinique counter.... Nor Mac neither...
Feb 23rd 2012 | 9:42 pm
#2
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Re: Only three things in life are certain
Flatulence?
Death, taxes and HOUSEWORK
Have started my housework avoidance thread a day early this week... FFS, I'm injured I dhouldnt be doing housework... Not even sitting on the bed sorting through my make up...
At least I now KNOW I dont need a trip to the clinique counter.... Nor Mac neither...
Have started my housework avoidance thread a day early this week... FFS, I'm injured I dhouldnt be doing housework... Not even sitting on the bed sorting through my make up...
At least I now KNOW I dont need a trip to the clinique counter.... Nor Mac neither...
Feb 23rd 2012 | 9:50 pm
#3
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Re: Only three things in life are certain
Housework is never certain Eddie.
It is an optional, unplanned, inconvenience to be undertaken only if one desires to perform said task in random bursts of left-over energy.
The certainty is however, when accidental housework occurs, there will be chocolate to compensate.
It is an optional, unplanned, inconvenience to be undertaken only if one desires to perform said task in random bursts of left-over energy.
The certainty is however, when accidental housework occurs, there will be chocolate to compensate.
Feb 24th 2012 | 12:59 am
#4
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Re: Only three things in life are certain
Floods, storms, and cyclones?
Feb 24th 2012 | 1:05 am
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Re: Only three things in life are certain
I for one will not go to my grave wishing i'd done more housework ---- and believe me there's scope for more to be done
Feb 24th 2012 | 1:06 am
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Re: Only three things in life are certain
Polly am I stalking you or the other way around - every time i post on a thread you've done it before I refresh
Feb 24th 2012 | 1:08 am
#7
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pure fluke I promise, I'm dotting between four different websites at present so its honestly coincidence 
Feb 24th 2012 | 7:42 am
#8
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Re: Only three things in life are certain
3 things in life. taxes, bills and pain.
(yup, just got the leccy bill.
)
(yup, just got the leccy bill.
)
Feb 24th 2012 | 7:43 am
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Re: Only three things in life are certain
Housework is never certain Eddie.
It is an optional, unplanned, inconvenience to be undertaken only if one desires to perform said task in random bursts of left-over energy.
The certainty is however, when accidental housework occurs, there will be chocolate to compensate.
It is an optional, unplanned, inconvenience to be undertaken only if one desires to perform said task in random bursts of left-over energy.
The certainty is however, when accidental housework occurs, there will be chocolate to compensate.
Feb 25th 2012 | 1:42 am
#10
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Re: Only three things in life are certain
Havent done a very good job at avoiding it... Actually yes I have... been making profiteroles all bloody night ...
Made more mess... As usual... And Yawn!!! I was SO tired I said I would have to do it in the morning.... Luckily HE cant sleep if there is washing up still to be done... Likes the kitchen cleared and clean before coming to bed...
RESULT
Mwah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa......
Made more mess... As usual... And Yawn!!! I was SO tired I said I would have to do it in the morning.... Luckily HE cant sleep if there is washing up still to be done... Likes the kitchen cleared and clean before coming to bed...
RESULT
Mwah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa......
Feb 26th 2012 | 7:19 pm
#11
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Re: Only three things in life are certain
In project engineering it's death, taxes and changes.
Feb 26th 2012 | 8:20 pm
#12
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Re: Only three things in life are certain
Change? I dont like change....
Feb 27th 2012 | 7:35 am
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Re: Only three things in life are certain
In my life this month it is doctors, dentists and physio bills.
Feb 27th 2012 | 8:19 am
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Re: Only three things in life are certain
3 things certain today?
Bills
physio
and a sudden influx of first time posters asking spot on guarenteed to cause a fight, really pretty ridiculous, thinking about it, do we really want to waste our breath being nice with an answer, questions..
Is it Troll season in Australia? Started a bit early this year hasnt it? Dont think I renewed my troll baiting license... Probably have to resit the test as my UK qualifications and experience will count for nowt.... Have the rules changed at all? or is it still post one question, or the same question 5 times, sit back and watch peeps waste their breath, then take no further part in that debate, nor appear again ....
Bills
physio
and a sudden influx of first time posters asking spot on guarenteed to cause a fight, really pretty ridiculous, thinking about it, do we really want to waste our breath being nice with an answer, questions..
Is it Troll season in Australia? Started a bit early this year hasnt it? Dont think I renewed my troll baiting license... Probably have to resit the test as my UK qualifications and experience will count for nowt.... Have the rules changed at all? or is it still post one question, or the same question 5 times, sit back and watch peeps waste their breath, then take no further part in that debate, nor appear again ....
