Only a Pom
Sep 20th 2007 | 2:24 pm
#1
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Only a Pom
Only a Pom would-
go to the beach in the middle of winter and wonder why the beach is deserted on such a warm 10 C degrees day.
be more worried about spiders getting into his house then burglars.
Turn the air conditioning on when it reaches 25c degrees.
Think its a few hours drive from Perth to Melbourne.
Thinks that Home and Away and Neighbours are accurate portrayals of what its like living in OZ.
can anyone think of anymore to add?
go to the beach in the middle of winter and wonder why the beach is deserted on such a warm 10 C degrees day.
be more worried about spiders getting into his house then burglars.
Turn the air conditioning on when it reaches 25c degrees.
Think its a few hours drive from Perth to Melbourne.
Thinks that Home and Away and Neighbours are accurate portrayals of what its like living in OZ.
can anyone think of anymore to add?
Sep 20th 2007 | 2:42 pm
#2
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From: Perth
Re: Only a Pom
Only a Pom would-
go to the beach in the middle of winter and wonder why the beach is deserted on such a warm 10 C degrees day.
be more worried about spiders getting into his house then burglars.
Turn the air conditioning on when it reaches 25c degrees.
Think its a few hours drive from Perth to Melbourne.
Thinks that Home and Away and Neighbours are accurate portrayals of what its like living in OZ.
can anyone think of anymore to add?
go to the beach in the middle of winter and wonder why the beach is deserted on such a warm 10 C degrees day.
be more worried about spiders getting into his house then burglars.
Turn the air conditioning on when it reaches 25c degrees.
Think its a few hours drive from Perth to Melbourne.
Thinks that Home and Away and Neighbours are accurate portrayals of what its like living in OZ.
can anyone think of anymore to add?
Sep 20th 2007 | 2:53 pm
#4
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Posts: 10,375
Re: Only a Pom
Only a Pom would-
go to the beach in the middle of winter and wonder why the beach is deserted on such a warm 10 C degrees day.
be more worried about spiders getting into his house then burglars.
Turn the air conditioning on when it reaches 25c degrees.
Think its a few hours drive from Perth to Melbourne.
Thinks that Home and Away and Neighbours are accurate portrayals of what its like living in OZ.
can anyone think of anymore to add?
go to the beach in the middle of winter and wonder why the beach is deserted on such a warm 10 C degrees day.
be more worried about spiders getting into his house then burglars.
Turn the air conditioning on when it reaches 25c degrees.
Think its a few hours drive from Perth to Melbourne.
Thinks that Home and Away and Neighbours are accurate portrayals of what its like living in OZ.
can anyone think of anymore to add?
Invite aussie kids over for a pool party in mid winter.
Wonder why you are the only person in the supermarket filling your trolly then getting the $480 bill
Have No idea what a cyclone rod is at a interview for construction work.
Your suddenly the parent of an entire brood of gifted or genius children.
You try to tan your kids
You buy a $5000.00 silver bbq with more features than your entire kitchen.
You photograph hubby in front of the the $5000.00 silver bbq.
You photograph the kids in front of the $5000.00 silver bbq.
You post the pictures on the internet.
Then you discover you cant sit outside cause the bugs eat you alive
Repeat photo process with jetski and new silver 4WD.
Sell BBQ and jetski and silver 4WD when you realise that stacking shelves for a living really is part of the dream.
Take first visit to the dentist then wonder if the bill included a facelift and breast implants.
Sep 20th 2007 | 5:53 pm
#5
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Re: Only a Pom
drives with the windscreen wipers on when taking a left or right turn 
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Sep 20th 2007 | 6:01 pm
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Sep 20th 2007 | 6:15 pm
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From: Ellenbrook, WA
Re: Only a Pom
Would wear full shoes and change out of PJ's to go round to the shops 
Sep 20th 2007 | 6:53 pm
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Posts: 17,426
From: Mount Tamborine
Re: Only a Pom
Invite aussie kids over for a pool party in mid winter.
Wonder why you are the only person in the supermarket filling your trolly then getting the $480 bill
Have No idea what a cyclone rod is at a interview for construction work.
Your suddenly the parent of an entire brood of gifted or genius children.
You try to tan your kids
You buy a $5000.00 silver bbq with more features than your entire kitchen.
You photograph hubby in front of the the $5000.00 silver bbq.
You photograph the kids in front of the $5000.00 silver bbq.
You post the pictures on the internet.
Then you discover you cant sit outside cause the bugs eat you alive
Repeat photo process with jetski and new silver 4WD.
Sell BBQ and jetski and silver 4WD when you realise that stacking shelves for a living really is part of the dream.
Take first visit to the dentist then wonder if the bill included a facelift and breast implants.
Wonder why you are the only person in the supermarket filling your trolly then getting the $480 bill
Have No idea what a cyclone rod is at a interview for construction work.
Your suddenly the parent of an entire brood of gifted or genius children.
You try to tan your kids
You buy a $5000.00 silver bbq with more features than your entire kitchen.
You photograph hubby in front of the the $5000.00 silver bbq.
You photograph the kids in front of the $5000.00 silver bbq.
You post the pictures on the internet.
Then you discover you cant sit outside cause the bugs eat you alive
Repeat photo process with jetski and new silver 4WD.
Sell BBQ and jetski and silver 4WD when you realise that stacking shelves for a living really is part of the dream.
Take first visit to the dentist then wonder if the bill included a facelift and breast implants.
I have no idea what a cyclone rod is though
Edit: I've just looked it up and it's far more boring than it sounds
Last edited by Clippy; Sep 20th 2007 at 6:57 pm.
Sep 20th 2007 | 7:17 pm
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From: Gold Coast
Re: Only a Pom
Yes that's me too Also...why don't they do big shops? I always seem to be the only person with a trolley and everyone else is wandering around putting a few bits into their green bags? Am I being dim or just a fat git?
Sep 20th 2007 | 7:20 pm
#13
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From: GC hinterland
Re: Only a Pom
b i g s h o p
i`ll send peter kay round too you
