A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim
> librarian,
> "Excuse me Miss, day ye hiv ony books on suicide?"
>
> To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him
> over the top of her glasses, and says,
>
> "F**k off, ye'll no bring it back!"

Hahaaaaaaaa, that's a classic!!!!!!

Glasgow...................a library?

Yeah...........they have an Art Gallery, too, I believe.

Remember................they were the European City of Culture.

No wonder the poor Scotsman wanted to top himself............it's living next door to the English that does it.

Don't care, at least we have all your oil!

You can have my share of the oil, Matt.......and the shitty weather...........cos I live in Australia, and have done since 1989.

Why don't you like the French? Is it cos they're better lovers?

I've got news for you..............we ALL are!!!! Just ask your wives.

Oh, by the way, love your hobbies............bare-knuckle boxing, badger baiting, ping-pong.

Sounds as though you're not happy unless you have some reason to be holding your fist in a tight clench, be it for boxing, holding a bat in ping-pong, or..............well, I think you know where this is going!

Its because they run away a lot and expect others to die for their freedom.

1- its a city in Scotland
2- a place where you can borrow books, and not just ones with pictures in them)
i'll show you one day, but you have to keep your mouth shut while your there

















on second thoughts maybe not

Matt, have you taken your thumb out of your mouth yet

Oh sorry, I didn't realise the post was aimed at me..............I don't understand gibberish, sorry I mean Scottish.

it was a reply to you ya numpty, but i should have added pictures