Old people
May 19th 2006 | 1:55 am
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Old people
An elderly couple was attending a church service.
About halfway through she leans over and says,
" I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
About halfway through she leans over and says,
" I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
May 19th 2006 | 1:56 am
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Re: Old people
Originally Posted by touchingcloth
An elderly couple was attending a church service.
About halfway through she leans over and says,
" I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
About halfway through she leans over and says,
" I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
May 19th 2006 | 1:57 am
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Re: Old people
Lmao
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May 19th 2006 | 1:58 am
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Re: Old people
Fart jokes are the best...
May 19th 2006 | 2:25 am
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Re: Old people
Originally Posted by Ransi
Fart jokes are the best...
May 19th 2006 | 2:29 am
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Re: Old people
Originally Posted by phoenixinoz
Especially when they're loud ones, by deaf old laydeees
May 19th 2006 | 2:30 am
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Re: Old people
Originally Posted by Ransi
Just farts in general,I find..
May 19th 2006 | 2:37 am
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Re: Old people
Originally Posted by touchingcloth
An elderly couple was attending a church service.
About halfway through she leans over and says,
" I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
About halfway through she leans over and says,
" I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
May 19th 2006 | 2:37 am
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Re: Old people
Originally Posted by Anastasia Beaverhausen
Can you put the sheep back on, you new avatar is really distracting
May 19th 2006 | 2:39 am
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Re: Old people
Originally Posted by Anastasia Beaverhausen
Can you put the sheep back on, you new avatar is really distracting
May 19th 2006 | 2:40 am
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Re: Old people
Originally Posted by Ransi
The bird shall remain untill I set up my computer
May 19th 2006 | 2:43 am
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Re: Old people
Originally Posted by Clippies
That's what I was thinking, keeps making me feel a bit queasy
May 19th 2006 | 2:44 am
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Re: Old people
Originally Posted by Clippies
That's what I was thinking, keeps making me feel a bit queasy
...I just like to slurp the top off a beer,thats all..
May 19th 2006 | 2:47 am
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Re: Old people
Originally Posted by Ransi
Only women would say that for some reason... ...I just like to slurp the top off a beer,thats all..
...I just like to slurp the top off a beer,thats all..
May 19th 2006 | 2:59 am
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Re: Old people
Originally Posted by Jessica Rabbit
who is your picture in your avatar clippies? I asked this on another thrad the other day. I am a nosy cow
