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Oi Cresta, yer miserable Git

Old Jan 13th 2015, 7:33 am
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where was me invite?
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Originally Posted by eddie007
where was me invite?
Fekkin hopeless! They must have missed you by minutes too, probably passed each other in the car park
Maybe it was your cohort with the bayonet that scared them off.....
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Originally Posted by Pollyana
Fekkin hopeless! They must have missed you by minutes too, probably passed each other in the car park
Maybe it was your cohort with the bayonet that scared them off.....

he can run, but he cant hide
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Originally Posted by eddie007
he can run, but he cant hide
Too right!
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I have unleashed the hounds from HELL
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Originally Posted by eddie007
I have unleashed the hounds from HELL
Nooooo! Thats scarier than the Irishman

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I had to compromise Ed. Deb wanted a coffee I fancied a nice cold Cider. We only had the one.
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Originally Posted by cresta57
I had to compromise Ed. Deb wanted a coffee I fancied a nice cold Cider. We only had the one.
and neither of you fancied me

cut to the quick i am... cut to the quick
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I'm sure that I'll be back for more tomorrow night lol
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Originally Posted by cresta57
I'm sure that I'll be back for more tomorrow night lol
and Tomorrow night will be JUST the night for me to need a few cold ones... after my "meeting" tomorrow arvo.....

so much for protection for whistle blowers here in Australia
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Originally Posted by eddie007
and Tomorrow night will be JUST the night for me to need a few cold ones... after my "meeting" tomorrow arvo.....

so much for protection for whistle blowers here in Australia
not good then Eddie, thats a bugger Make cresta buy the beers to ease the pain He can even buy you the one he owes me..... My accountant can fill you in on the details i reckon
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Shame i'm working,Sean will be gutted
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Originally Posted by Bernieboy
Shame i'm working,Sean will be gutted
No bayonet practice then?
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Dammit missed them again... but all good... hooked up with a very nice couple... but I think they are swingers

managed to escape after a couple of beers
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Originally Posted by eddie007
Dammit missed them again... but all good... hooked up with a very nice couple... but I think they are swingers

managed to escape after a couple of beers
You missed them again?!! Sod it, I even had to abandon cheese and go out of the restaurant to get a decent phone signal cos my texts about you being on the way wouldn't send back to Mrs Cresta All went quiet so I guessed you'd met up and left you all to it

You didn't take the swingers home and introduce them to the rest of the household? Could've been an interesting night

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