Oh the shame!
Apr 6th 2010 | 2:40 pm
#16
Mostly Harmless
Joined: Dec 2009
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From: Semi-rural wonderworld, Brisbane
Apr 6th 2010 | 5:13 pm
#17
Thread Starter
locked in the attic
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 4,657
Re: Oh the shame!
They're not actually for me. I put them all spread out on the parcel shelf of my car and drive slowly in front of fat kids. Once I've realised they are following me I speed up a little more for a few hundred metres then speed off. Just doing my bit for the community
Apr 6th 2010 | 8:01 pm
#19
I'm Old Gregg!
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 8,460
From: A Former Bogan Colony in QLD
Re: Oh the shame!
Another strange fact; a kilo of bullshit weighs more than a kilo of human shit. Get the scales out and try it!
Apr 7th 2010 | 8:44 am
#25
Master of verbal pish©
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Posts: 22,198
Re: Oh the shame!
My purchase was also of an altruistic nature. The tiny pieces of discarded foil wrapping will be carefully stitched together to make thermal capes for the thousands of turkey chicks entering this year's London Marathon. These orphans are running to raise money for the millions of other chicks whose parents were cruelly taken by the despot Bernard Matthews in the genocide that has come to be known as the Golden Drummers' massacre. Please give generously.
Pauline
